The best hosting ever - CRAZY!

[13385]

I need to get some servers here, looks amazing..

http://www.nouptime.com/

 

[hitman247]

Hosting package #3 looks sweet

 

[Heineken]

hahahahahaha rofl

 

[audhora]

he he .... no uptime hosting ?? sounds interesting.

 

[ericsson]

Been posting before..

 

[ahiddenman]

I thought i was seeing things at first.

The owners dont want customers? Haha

 

[pokerjk]

I need to get some servers here, looks amazing..

http://www.nouptime.com/

I can't see an order button?

This sold it for me on the server status page.

No Uptime Bad Hos


All Servers Are Down
Our technicians are currently working on permanently destroying the hardware."

 

[mangobajito]

lol..

testimonial :- I want my money back

 

[viralmoney]

PMSL :laughing:
All Servers Are Down

Our technicians are currently working on permanently destroying the hardware.

 

[wpbacklinks]

Yea, have seen this before,

http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/blackhat-lounge/260928-best-webhost-ive-seen-while.html

But the best part is if you are trying to ask email support

http://www.nouptime.com/support.php

 

[laxmi_1102]

A great joke of the year!

 

[Evan Foster]

made me happy!

Free Identity Theft

 

[Anton91]

"
We provide technical support your whole family can enjoy"

"Our technicians are currently working on permanently destroying the hardware."



LOL!

 

[acotut]

Can I call them for a discount?Their offer sounds incredible!

 

[wkrappen91]

Ruby on Boats
Dedicated Dedication
Free Identity Theft
Lots of Storage
2 Glow Sticks
Free Broken Toaster
Steve Ballmer

Best Features

 

[KlaAz0r]

"Our phones are always on all 8 days of the week. Operators are standing by to put you on hold the minute you call."

love it!

 

[pintonbd]

Ha ha Its name should be "Jock Hosting"

 

[mixhat]

review: No Uptime used my credit card to buy porn magazines!!

hahah its so fun this page.

 

[Scripteen]

"No Uptime used my credit card to buy porn magazines. This service is a sham!"

 

[Spawn]

wtf opps