Talking to girls about IM

lol, marusia you female IMers are the exception so good on you. And I'm glad you didn't take offense, don't get me wrong I love women. Precisely why we should not subject them to talk about scrapebox or cracking captchas. When my most recent gf was bugging me all the time about what I am doing on the laptop for so long, I said alright then, and I gave her a taste of writing articles about pointless crap and manual captcha filling. She once claimed she would do anything for me, but this, she said, was her limit. She said "it makes me want to shoot myself". And this, my friends, is why you should not talk to your gf about IM.


I know, I was just joshing. Trust me, guys don't want to hear about it either if they don't know IM. :)
 
lol, marusia you female IMers are the exception so good on you. And I'm glad you didn't take offense, don't get me wrong I love women. Precisely why we should not subject them to talk about scrapebox or cracking captchas. When my most recent gf was bugging me all the time about what I am doing on the laptop for so long, I said alright then, and I gave her a taste of writing articles about pointless crap and manual captcha filling. She once claimed she would do anything for me, but this, she said, was her limit. She said "it makes me want to shoot myself". And this, my friends, is why you should not talk to your gf about IM.

It has nothing to do with them being female. We are the exception, not the rule. A normal person does not find filling in captchas and writing articles on the best blenders of 2012 to be a fun way to spend Saturday night. I don't know why people are thinking this is a "women vs men" topic.
 
My gf just nods at me and smiles. She just knows I pay the bills on the internet. Hell even some of my clients admit they have no idea what I'm talking about. They just see the results and they're content with that. I do SEO & web design for local businesses.

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It has nothing to do with them being female. We are the exception, not the rule. A normal person does not find filling in captchas and writing articles on the best blenders of 2012 to be a fun way to spend Saturday night. I don't know why people are thinking this is a "women vs men" topic.

Exactly. My mom is the only one who listens to my actual plans/strategies. Everyone else wants to know the "magic recipe", and after I tell them there isn't one, they go deaf.
 
this is the funniest thread ive read.

my gf is so sick of hearing my IM talk. she made a rule, no farting in bed and no IM talk at dinner. hahaha.


i was talking to her friends about it. now they have me building them a fashion website so they can blog about some dumb cr*p that no one cares about.

hopefully it becomes legit so i can put ads all over it and get cash flow.
 
just tell her that it's not her fault she's dumb, and you're sorry you confused her. then stop talking about it and pull out your penis...
 
just tell her that it's not her fault she's dumb, and you're sorry you confused her. then stop talking about it and pull out your penis...

That's really the post you thought was appropriate to add to this conversation?
 
just tell her that it's not her fault she's dumb, and you're sorry you confused her. then stop talking about it and pull out your penis...

I don't think it has anything to do with intelligence... it's more about general interest on the subject. Like kickflip said it does take a special breed to be in IM. I'm on BWH, while creating Web 2.0s, drinking an energy drink, and hitting my vape and you know what?!? I couldn't be happier. What we do many can't.
 
I don't think it has anything to do with intelligence... it's more about general interest on the subject. Like kickflip said it does take a special breed to be in IM. I'm on BWH, while creating Web 2.0s, drinking an energy drink, and hitting my vape and you know what?!? I couldn't be happier. What we do many can't.

Many who do, still can't. :dunce:

Basically what I was getting at is that I'm done trying to explain it to anyone. It's always the same dull look of disinterest or lack of understanding. So why bother explaining or discussing it? Get on with something more interesting, ex. pulling your penis out.
 
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ASL?

:p

I have tried to explain it to my family, but they can't get wrap their heads around it, can't blame them since they haven't grown up into this like we have.

Lol, drop a PM.

Like I said, I'm trying to get my sister into it. Still working on it. Completely agree with you.

~MidKnight
 
nobody who isn't internet savvy wants to hear anything about the techinical details of IM work so it's best to use an analogy..

"..you know those billboards on the side of the highway?..well I do the same thing only in the cyberspace"
 
wow...i'm so putting up a dating site in the 'IM niche'. Only girls and guys that know IM can sign up. Pretty sure everyone on BHW is signing up.
 
^IM? Chicks? I've seen dudes in IM that aren't the stereotypical nerds, but don't think I've seen a girl that weighs under a buck fifty who knows IM.
 
^IM? Chicks? I've seen dudes in IM that aren't the stereotypical nerds, but don't think I've seen a girl that weighs under a buck fifty who knows IM.

There's a few of them here. I can't speak for all the girls obviously as I haven't seen all of them, but Shadowcat is absolutely gorgeous. (Sorry girl, there goes your inbox. :p)
 
Many who do, still can't. :dunce:

Basically what I was getting at is that I'm done trying to explain it to anyone. It's always the same dull look of disinterest or lack of understanding. So why bother explaining or discussing it? Get on with something more interesting, ex. pulling your penis out.

yup, IM is a horrible conversation topic. millions of other things to talk about ;)
 
wow...i'm so putting up a dating site in the 'IM niche'. Only girls and guys that know IM can sign up. Pretty sure everyone on BHW is signing up.

Lmao, I would love to see the signup rate on this!!!

~MidKnight
 
When someone asks how do I make money, I tell them I make it on dog training and selling viagra without prescription.
 
I went through this thread and read the each and every comment. Just couldn't stop laughing reading them. When I told my GF that I am making money online, she was like " Are you scamming people online? Please don't do that." I just couldn't stop laughing that day. My family initially thought I am hopeless, when I left my 9-5 job but then slowly as the money started pouring in, they realized their is money in this industry. Actually most of the people in this industry would be similar problems. It's tough for us to explain others that making thousands of dollars per month is possible just by sitting on your chair and working. I will never forget the day when I made $100 in a day, my entire family and GF were literally shocked and I had hard time explaining that it was legitimate income. :D
 
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