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Software idea to get all of us laid automatically.

Discussion in 'Social Networking Sites' started by monopoly, Oct 6, 2011.

  1. monopoly

    monopoly Newbie

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    I am one of many, a zebra hat (black and white) SEO guy. Staring at XRumer, Senuke, Magic, AMR, BMD, ScrapeBox, TweetAttacks, etc. all day... made me get this idea. I am a n00b to this forum, and I hope that I am posting this in the right place.

    I assume that most of us in this forum are working professional males (or something of that sort). We should make a software to get us women. You run it, off it goes on a server somewhere, and sets you up dates. I am not a programmer, but please let me know what can be done.

    Similar to Tweet Attacks, there would be a software that takes control of a dating site (something like plentyoffish or something). It automatically adds women based on interests, sends them bulk PMs, sets up dates, etc. etc. I am a nice and successful guy. Unfortunately, I prefer to spend my nights sitting in front of a computer screen as opposed to chasing women in clubs and bars. With this software, we could all get laid... automatically.

    To set up a date for Tuesday... just run the server on Monday... and check your inbox.

    Can this be done?
     
  2. v7znay

    v7znay Junior Member

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    LOL well played
     
  3. Marcink99

    Marcink99 Power Member

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    :rolleyes:
     
  4. oxonbeef

    oxonbeef BANNED BANNED

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    Does anyone actually get laid off dating sites?
     
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  5. mij33

    mij33 Junior Member

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    Only the fat chicks probably.
     
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  7. mij33

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    yes . usually the girls on these dating sites . are the sluttiest of the bunch .
     
  8. Expertpeon

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    More like slaying wildabeasts, but yeah it does happen ... quite often. If you can call whatever two ugly people do together "laying"
     
  9. Vuuloe

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    :rolleyes:
     
  10. GreenGoblin

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    the statistics would more then likely shock us if we could take a poll, im sure getting laid on dating sites is easier in 2011 then it was when chatting rooms first popped up.
     
  11. oxonbeef

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    Getting slightly off topic.
    I used to own a few camfog chatrooms.
    Getting single mothers with nothing better to do then sit in chatrooms
    into bed was an everyday occurrence.
    Facebook is no different, just pick out the ones who update their status every minute or
    play farmville all day.
    Show these women a bit of attention and who needs a dating site subscription.
     
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  12. monopoly

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    Well, yes, I met my ex online (MySpace, but still) - she was quite hot. I'm not sure about the quality of PlentyOfFish spam cooter, but who knows.

    at mij33 - it's been done before but not on a mass and professional scale. Looping a macro and generating 400 spun but sweet PMs to send to all girls in your area are just not the same.
     
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    carnage_100101 BANNED BANNED

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    Seriously,If you cant get laid by using facebook,Something is wrong!
     
  14. Dan Da Man

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    Very true. Facebook game is unreal. I have no luck on POF or any of those dating sites because women have their guard up (just like at the bars). Now, Facebook there is no guard because essentially it is not a dating site (or is it?). (Just like picking up girls at the grocery store, their guard is down). Now, what I do is find hot looking chicks, if your a dork and fat maybe you could go for something down to your level, and I send them a message saying that they look familar and I think I met them from somewhere. The key here is to have mutual friends in common. From their you just pretend like you guys have already met blah blah. Your facebook has to have good pictures, pics with chicks, etc...


    I have railed more then a few off facebook and people can't understand how. Well, it works wonders. I am thinking of writing an ebook on facebook game. Think it would work?
     
  15. Dan Da Man

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    Totally agreed!! Us who have found the system can destroy it. POF i have never hooked up with one chick and the ones who I get in contact with are beat. Now facebook, the chicks are all dimes and down to fuck!
     
  16. jLove

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    just have game. no need for software budd
     
  17. SpyGlass

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    Not only is it possible I know someone who did something similar. Logs in and returns the most popular girls photos to him, then he chooses best, then it send a series of messages that dont assume a reply. Problem is, are you good looking? And what do those girls want, cause your going to be lieing with photos if you actually want to meet them in real life. BUT, depends on the HANG ON

    WHY THE HELL AM I EVEN ANSWERING THIS, I need help, bye
     
  18. Dr_Scythe

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    Just make a bot that starts a conversation with them and then replies with "yes", "cool", "yea, I agree" :p

    Then after ~50 replies in the chat log asks them out for coffee/dinner/etc

    Wonder what the conversion rate would be :rolleyes:
     
  19. faithjhung

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    nice idea. but it would still be nice to get a drink at a bar and spot some attractive chicks and go for it. rather than hoping to get a online chick. doncha think?
     
  20. kboxer7

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    Agreed. Me and the boys hit up POF anytime our rosters start to dwindle. Give a little attention and listen and BAM! Next thing they are showing up at the bar, drinks, and you know the rest...

    The key is to tell 'em you'll be wearing "X" but wear "Y" instead. Have them tell you what they will be wearing so you can easily identify them and "pre-screen."

    You have the meetup at the bar you don't plan on staying at anyway. Then if they are "whack" you just roll out to your normal spots.

    Cheers :D

    EDIT: No sense bragging lol. I am now in a exclusive relationship with my gf...but I set up my non-techie buddies with the script used for POF that was mentioned in this thread. As long as you don't overdue it and get banned it does actually work.
     
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