share funny spam comments

does anybody else read spammed blogs just for the sake of entertainment? some comments are so funny.
here are some that I have come across (paraphrased because i dont know where i read them)


Hi. I see that you are getting a lot of spam on your blog. I have found a plug-in that is great for keeping spam out. let me know if you want it.

Your posts are starting to get boring. they used to be really interesting. can you go back to interesting?

Have you ever thought about including a video in your post to clarify your points? I think a video would help others see your point more clearly.

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Thank you so much for this blog. I was really depressed and after reading your post, I became cheerful.

the funniest thing is when the spammer has no shame and doesnt say anything except put a bunch of links:

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what are some funny comments that you have read?

On a porn site:

"[FONT=&quot]my sister need this stuff i will bookmark this page"
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The one I never get (who the fuck is going to approve it?):

I disagree. Your blog post has missed the point.

"Sometimes I don't know what's wrong with you. You need to write better."

"Don't Delete This, I Need Backlinks!"

"dicks"

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That's all it said.

"I'm using an automated software to write this comment"

"I f****d your mom with my big a** c**k by using viagra. Order viagra today!".

"Obama is a pedophile bus driver" linking to whitehouse.gov

Salute,

HackZu

"great abs whay didnt you shot your face"
on a hockey blog

"I am great fan of your writing, I will invite my classmates to read your articles"