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Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by Bartman, Jul 10, 2011.

  1. Bartman

    Bartman Power Member

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    does anybody else read spammed blogs just for the sake of entertainment? some comments are so funny.
    here are some that I have come across (paraphrased because i dont know where i read them)


    Hi. I see that you are getting a lot of spam on your blog. I have found a plug-in that is great for keeping spam out. let me know if you want it.

    Your posts are starting to get boring. they used to be really interesting. can you go back to interesting?

    Have you ever thought about including a video in your post to clarify your points? I think a video would help others see your point more clearly.

    My buddy has a similar site to yours. check it out www.domain.com

    Thank you so much for this blog. I was really depressed and after reading your post, I became cheerful.

    the funniest thing is when the spammer has no shame and doesnt say anything except put a bunch of links:

    ugg boots
    ugg boot
    ugg boots online
    ugg online
    real ugg
    replica ugg
    buy ugg boots

    what are some funny comments that you have read?
     
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    Lalalaenhund Power Member

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    On a porn site:

    "[FONT=&quot]my sister need this stuff i will bookmark this page"
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    I disagree. Your blog post has missed the point.
     
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    "Sometimes I don't know what's wrong with you. You need to write better."
     
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    "Don't Delete This, I Need Backlinks!"
     
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    "dicks"

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    That's all it said.
     
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    "I'm using an automated software to write this comment"
     
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    "I f****d your mom with my big a** c**k by using viagra. Order viagra today!".
     
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    "Obama is a pedophile bus driver" linking to whitehouse.gov

    Salute,

    HackZu
     
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    "great abs whay didnt you shot your face"
    on a hockey blog
     
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