SEO is like...

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golface72

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With all the google doom and gloom going on right now... want to try and get us to laugh at ourselves a bit and have a chuckle.... so

amusing anecdotes about what seo is like.... and go

SEO is like driving a car through a field with your friend giving you directions: only you're blindfolded, the field is full of mines, and your friend only speaks Portuguese.

 

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moose123

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Google is like a woman, shes up and down, you finally get everything settled in, then one day she finds something she dont like and shes gone

 

xXShaddowTXx

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SEO is like a roller-coaster, eventually everyone will get sick of it.

 

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DrEvil123

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SEO is like chilli, it gives you the shits but you just keep going back for more.

 

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friendlydevil

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SEO is like Boxing, only your opponent is invisible, and if you don't win the fight, your children will starve.

 

chris1025

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SEO is like a bitch, you paid for it but she still bitch you.

 

BHopkins

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I saw this the other day...

SEO is like a bear. Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.

Other times the bear is wearing a hula skirt dancing on top of a convertible singing Marvin Gaye.

 

silentthunder

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SEO is like that wild bucking bull that ran out of that gate and jumped into the stands terrorizing the audience! But he don't do that everyday.

 

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moose123

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is like a silent fart, it really hits you

 

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Ryna1

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SEO is like my wife... Changes her mind at a whim

 

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tony23

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SEO is like a box of chocolates.

 

Tsmash

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SEO is like being in prison. You know you're going to get raped, you're just not sure when it's going to happen.