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SEO is like...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by golface72, Apr 25, 2012.

  1. golface72

    golface72 Regular Member

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    With all the google doom and gloom going on right now... want to try and get us to laugh at ourselves a bit and have a chuckle.... so

    amusing anecdotes about what seo is like.... and go

    SEO is like driving a car through a field with your friend giving you directions: only you're blindfolded, the field is full of mines, and your friend only speaks Portuguese.
     
  2. moose123

    moose123 Regular Member

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    Google is like a woman, shes up and down, you finally get everything settled in, then one day she finds something she dont like and shes gone
     
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    xXShaddowTXx Registered Member

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    SEO is like a roller-coaster, eventually everyone will get sick of it.
     
  4. DrEvil123

    DrEvil123 Junior Member

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    SEO is like chilli, it gives you the shits but you just keep going back for more.
     
  5. friendlydevil

    friendlydevil Newbie

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    SEO is like Boxing, only your opponent is invisible, and if you don't win the fight, your children will starve.
     
  6. chris1025

    chris1025 Regular Member

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    SEO is like a bitch, you paid for it but she still bitch you.
     
  7. BHopkins

    BHopkins Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    I saw this the other day...

    SEO is like a bear. Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.

    Other times the bear is wearing a hula skirt dancing on top of a convertible singing Marvin Gaye.
     
  8. silentthunder

    silentthunder Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    SEO is like that wild bucking bull that ran out of that gate and jumped into the stands terrorizing the audience! But he don't do that everyday.
     
  9. moose123

    moose123 Regular Member

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    is like a silent fart, it really hits you
     
  10. Ryna1

    Ryna1 Registered Member

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    SEO is like my wife... Changes her mind at a whim
     
  11. tony23

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    SEO is like a box of chocolates.
     
  12. Tsmash

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    SEO is like being in prison. You know you're going to get raped, you're just not sure when it's going to happen.
     
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