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Host Blast?
ha ha ha ha
Got to love these names.
The Bronze plan for $0.50 per month looks pretty good (for my purposes)
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Host Blast?
ha ha ha ha
Got to love these names.
The Bronze plan for $0.50 per month looks pretty good (for my purposes)
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Get a raspberry pi. Keep it switched off for half the day. For the rest of the day, host all of such clients in the single pi. Route through cloudflare, and add “i am under attack” mode in cf. They will keep begging for mercy. j/k
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Guys, It's late were I am so I'm switching off.
But please keep the suggestions coming and I'll check them all out tomorrow !
But please keep the suggestions coming and I'll check them all out tomorrow !
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I read your OP as a client that isn’t paying you for services, but what you meant is he’s not paying the hosting bill? I understand now.
Put it on a cheap VPS and casually reset the power to the server every once in awhile.
Somewhat kidding.
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Honestly, there don’t
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there's no rival for host malabar and the 0.55 package, and you go for india or singapore and your client can get a desi girl or some to push up the latency
Host malabar sounds like a good recommendation for my purposes - I'll check them out.
0.55 is definitely in my price range
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Just add sleep(rand(6,9)); in header file of theme
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What will this do? Make it load slow?Just add sleep(rand(6,9)); in header file of theme
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Yes it will add delay of 6-9 seconds on every request change it with any nunbers or just sleep(duration_in_seconds); is enough but it would be more fun to add random delay
all of sudden im feeling bad for this guy now
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This seems like the easiest solution.
I'll try this first.
If I can't get it to work, I'll move host
I'll try this first.
If I can't get it to work, I'll move host
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Moving host is more of a work just go to appearance > theme editor, select theme edit header.php file and put “sleep(rand(min_seconds,max_seconds)); “ (without quotes and change values) right after <?php line at very beginning of the file
Fee free to connect for any doubts
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cheers!Moving host is more of a work just go to appearance > theme editor, select theme edit header.php file and put “sleep(rand(min_seconds,max_seconds)); “ (without quotes and change values) right after <?php line at very beginning of the file
Fee free to connect for any doubts
Thanks, I will try and do this today.
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Moving host is more of a work just go to appearance > theme editor, select theme edit header.php file and put “sleep(rand(min_seconds,max_seconds)); “ (without quotes and change values) right after <?php line at very beginning of the file
Fee free to connect for any doubts
is this correct?
<?php
sleep(rand(min5seconds,max13seconds));
/**
* Header template.
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It will block the main thread though haha (with enough requests it can halt the whole server depending on how it is setup). Naughty
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This will be lost if the theme updates in future.File edited successfully.
You will instead need to create a child theme and then put this into the Header file of child theme.
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Is that the same a***** who showed up on your door ? Don't play games with that s**** type of ppl, take down his domain and files and send the ba**** to jail if he came again.
If you got contracts and he didn't pay, you win, If you don't have any contracts at all, you still win : you can s**** him as you please.
Toxic clients will ruin your business and life, get rid of that, you don't need it on your life man.
If you got contracts and he didn't pay, you win, If you don't have any contracts at all, you still win : you can s**** him as you please.
Toxic clients will ruin your business and life, get rid of that, you don't need it on your life man.