Paypal needs a slogan - BHW Parody

PayPal - Freezing accounts since 1999

PayPal - Making a mess of people's hard earned money just for the lulz

PayPal - We fuck people over, read the TOS, it's stated there

PayPal - We spin fortune wheel when making decisions, you may win or lose

PayPal - We don't believe in humanity


Not really fucked by them before but in case it happens.
 
Paypal - Keeping you up at night

Paypal - We are your best friend until we fuck you in the ass

Paypal - The dicks in ass company
 
Paypal - The money in your Paypal account is yours? Ohh sorry we thoughts it's our so We Withdraw it in our account :D
 
Registration form:

[x] By checking this box you agree to our terms of service and to get screwed at our discretion

PayPal - Where not reading the fine print really costs money
 
Yes We Scam

Hope...you don't get your account shut down and money stolen

Change...to another money transfer site before it's too late
 
People
Always
Yell
Paypal
Always
Laugh

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Paypal account balance is like an F16. Now you see it now you don't.
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You have problems getting paid online? Join paypal....you'll have more!
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Paypal: our company will make sure that you get screwed in life at leas once.
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People
Always
Yell
Paypal
Always
Laugh

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Paypal account balance is like an F16. Now you see it now you don't.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You have problems getting paid online? Join paypal....you'll have more!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Paypal: our company will make sure that you get screwed in life at leas once.
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You got some real Wit bro!
 
Paypal : Your Money is our Money.
Paypal : Robbing users without weapons since 2006
Paypal : Want to make money online? We'll make sure you don't.
Paypal : Give us your Money or GTFO.

lol
 
Paypal - limit this bitch!
Paypal- doesn't taste great, and my bank account is less filled.
 
PayPal - Send money, pay online, or set up a merchant account. Get Screwed Now.
 
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