Outside the Box Method

Lol, try this if you want to make the evening news...

mslake said:

Of course I know how banks work. You put in your money, it doubles in three days because of interest, and then you withdraw it and buy dimestore hookers.

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LMAO...to paraphrase Mr Hand:
"What are you....on dope?"

I believe that A*OL used a similar scam back in the 80's. Suckered tens of thousands of people to "try" their services for free. The second month would start charging them even if they canceled. Continued to take out their monthly fees for another six or so months. Then took six months to refund their money. To their shareholders they looked like they were growing and were being profitable and suckered more people to purchase their stocks. They built a multi-million dollar business out of this.

A few years ago they used a twist on this to arbitrage and sucker Times to trade their almost worthless stock for theirs and took over Times for awhile. I guess the moral to the story is if you do it on a grand enough scale you just might get away with it.

But poor joe's like us we would end up in jail.

Of course banks were more stable during this time period. Now, I wouldn't invest any money in a bank. Too many of them just hanging on. (waiting for their payday with the bailout)

Of course you could try semi=legal and find a company in China to sell you very cheap knock-offs of the Ifone and sell it. Pay about $5 for them, have a dropshipper do all the work for another $5, pay s/h at another $5 and still keep $70 or so bucks.

HAHAHAHA that's the stupidest fucking idea i've ever heard!!!...

HAHAHAHAHA..... MSLake, you belong in bed, tucked in right now....not in BHW ....

Honestly, do you really think banks double your money in a few days??? stupid boy...

I thought that was funny ... then after reading further, I began to realize, this isn't a joke... Now that's funny!

kevin- I thought the same thing!!!

I guess, if my bank decides to double my investment in 3 days, i'm taking out a loan for 10mil, and putting it in savings, then paying off the loan after 3 days and keeping the change!!..

WE ALL CAN DO IT GUYS!!! LETS GET RICH

In the words of the one true god:

"And to y'all heehaws that thought I'd never rank,
I'm going ha ha ha, all the way to the bank, bitch. "

In this case, I will be going to the bank to earn my 3% and hookers.