Pity ya gotta sign up to that shit. Can't be arsed to run up an account just to glorify that fucker.
I'd say something like this tho.
I LOVE MATT CUTTS BECAUSE - He represents the easy-target to point the finger at.
It's afterall HIS fault that millions of lives are changed at the drop of his lil winkle. I love that he has a name that so closely rhythms with my favorite part of a ladies anatomy.. When I read his blog it demonstrates just how wild and out of touch the Google executive are with real people struggling to make a living. he so often shows off what HE can afford to do and how wonderfully perfect and fulfilled his life is bashing and boshing and destroying the livelihoods of others.
I think he is a fantastic example of corporate sarcasm operating at its best and of course I love the fact that his toilet smells like roses when he's been in it, even after some heavy night out with his 'oh so proper' pals... Yes. I enjoy Matt Cutts, just like I enjoy my hemorrhoids when they behave badly. Like them, he's a part of me, never really soothed and always waiting to remind me exactly where he is. I might even rename my hemorrhoids Matt Cutts and so when I wipe and smear them, I'll gain the exact same satisfaction he gains when he wipes and smears millions of incomes away in a perfect soft environmentally perfect algo and,, flushes them all away... How nice.. So godly,, So wonderful is our beloved Matt Cutts. I shall call all of my experimental anchors after him, so I can see against his brilliance, what works and what doesn't...
Maybe one day I'll get to read something exciting like,,, Cutts arrested for molesting little websites!