OMG Spider In The Shower!!111

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Am I the only one here who felt bad for the spider?
How many times do you hear of someone dying after a spider jumped on him?
I've never killed a spider in my life. No dude. Just no.
 
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Treeofl1, you have clearly not watched enough movies with massive spiders who have hairy legs and of course SPIDERMAN.

I cannot stand any bugs at all, they just freak me out. Same issue with snakes, I'm going to have some trouble when traveling anywhere non-Europe.
 
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In my part of this world, stray dogs have eaten up little babies, tigers have moved into urban areas and taken away humans, jackals and leopards are seen routinely inside huts and buildings, mosquitoes are causing illnesses, etc... hope PETA comes along with their love-nets to catch them all. I know it's the politicians who are causing these wars between the humans and animals since ages by not creating good environment for all to coexist peacefully, but we can't let ourselves be beaten to the count by the stray animals, by their political protectors, and also by their Peta lovers...

One of the politician doesn't like to get rid of stray dogs, and they are multiplying like insects and becoming a menace to all. One shot of anti-rabies costs Rs. 350+, and one needs to take at least 5 such injections, minimum. The first one needs to be taken within 24 hours of a bite... that politician can take all those stray dogs to her bedroom because they need to (be) love(d). But, @#%@ her, she isn't doing that also :(...

Rant Over. :)
 
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OMG, HOW MANY TOES DID THE SPIDER HAVE?!?!?!?!

WAS IT LOOKING INTO YOUR EYES WITH ALL OF ITS EYES OR JUST SOME?!?!?!?!

I'm glad to hear that you got out of there alive and safe! that couldve been dangerous, he couldve killed and raped u. F%$K YOU SPIDER!

Edit: I censored my swearing, i know there are a few young ones that browse here.
 
WhitePassion said:
Treeofl1, you have clearly not watched enough movies with massive spiders who have hairy legs and of course SPIDERMAN.

I cannot stand any bugs at all, they just freak me out. Same issue with snakes, I'm going to have some trouble when traveling anywhere non-Europe.
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I live in South Africa. Your argument is invalid :)
 
/watch?v=nEsBt5QHSQk

You reminded me of this scene from Arachnophobia. Could you imagine something like this happening?

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I would post the actual video in this thread, but I'm not allowed to yet. :(
 
OMG this is why Cutts didn't tweet today. He must be really worried now :p
 
TTGSteve said:
/watch?v=nEsBt5QHSQk
You reminded me of this scene from Arachnophobia. Could you imagine something like this happening?
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I would post the actual video in this thread, but I'm not allowed to yet. :(
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Good reminder, Thanks TTGSteve, here it is again :)
 
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srb888 said:
Begin Rant...

In my part of this world, stray dogs have eaten up little babies, tigers have moved into urban areas and taken away humans, jackals and leopards are seen routinely inside huts and buildings, mosquitoes are causing illnesses, etc... hope PETA comes along with their love-nets to catch them all. I know it's the politicians who are causing these wars between the humans and animals since ages by not creating good environment for all to coexist peacefully, but we can't let ourselves be beaten to the count by the stray animals, by their political protectors, and also by their Peta lovers...

One of the politician doesn't like to get rid of stray dogs, and they are multiplying like insects and becoming a menace to all. One shot of anti-rabies costs Rs. 350+, and one needs to take at least 5 such injections, minimum. The first one needs to be taken within 24 hours of a bite... that politician can take all those stray dogs to her bedroom because they need to (be) love(d). But, @#%@ her, she isn't doing that also :(...

Rant Over. :)
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Since when are tigers and leopards in Serbia?

And please don't throw them over the border :)

LE: never mind, I figured out you're talking about South Africa, right?
 
UrsuAke said:
Since when are tigers and leopards in Serbia?

And please don't throw them over the border :)

LE: never mind, I figured out you're talking about South Africa, right?
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Doesn't matter, there are no tigers in South Africa either ;) so you're still correct :D
 
UrsuAke said:
Since when are tigers and leopards in Serbia?

And please don't throw them over the border :)

LE: never mind, I figured out you're talking about South Africa, right?
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I'm pretty sure he isn't. We don't get tigers here...
 
buckyfootball said:
Awesome visual aid
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Finally someone who appreciates it!
Treeofl1 said:
I live in South Africa. Your argument is invalid :)
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:(
Treeofl1 said:
Am I the only one here who felt bad for the spider?
How many times do you hear of someone dying after a spider jumped on him?
I've never killed a spider in my life. No dude. Just no.
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Let me rephrase it for you...

Some hairy legged fucker that you haven't let in YOUR apartment, personally, sneaks up on you while you're trying to take a shower, naked...

I'd say smacking him with a shampoo bottle was going easy on him, I could've done this (and almost did tbh)
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UrsuAke said:
Since when are tigers and leopards in Serbia?

And please don't throw them over the border :)

LE: never mind, I figured out you're talking about South Africa, right?
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I am an Indian... I as in India, N as in iNdia, D as in inDia, ... aah, forget it :D
 
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