It's a horrible rainy day, the 29th of June.. There I was minding my own business, in the shower, washing my hair, approximately 12 minutes ago. Suddenly I look up in a very relaxed fashion and be like: It's a BIRD! No wait, it's a plane! Holy shit it's a fucking SPIDER... There I was, standing there alone, against a god damn massive ass spider, eye to eye, toe for toe. So I took a conditioner bottle and smacked it, and it died... True story. Matt Cutts better watch out, you might be next.