OMG Spider In The Shower!!111

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It's a horrible rainy day, the 29th of June.. There I was minding my own business, in the shower, washing my hair, approximately 12 minutes ago. Suddenly I look up in a very relaxed fashion and be like:
It's a BIRD! No wait, it's a plane! Holy shit it's a fucking SPIDER... There I was, standing there alone, against a god damn massive ass spider, eye to eye, toe for toe.

So I took a conditioner bottle and smacked it, and it died...

True story.

Matt Cutts better watch out, you might be next.
 
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you have been reported to the national association for the protection of spiders, NAPS

just wait until they revenge your dastardly deeds :)

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Goal Line Technology said:
you have been reported to the national association for the protection of spiders, NAPS

just wait until they revenge your dastardly deeds :)

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I can safely say that my occasion was similar to the image on the right. Except the whole in the floor was a bit deeper and had blue flames.

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Poor spider. You should have thrown it outside instead of killing it. Anyways, it looks like that you couldn't handle spiders really well.
 
SpookSEO said:
Poor spider. You should have thrown it outside instead of killing it. Anyways, it looks like that you couldn't handle spiders really well.
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Thrown it outside? I was in the SHOWERR, NAKED and it sneaked up on me. I'd say I handled it like a boss, a few years ago I would've ran out naked screaming HOLY SHIT.
 
unclemike said:
You claim you were minding your own business but you interrupted the spiders shower.
Next time wait your damn turn :p
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Well he wasn't using the water, just sitting there.. It was an obvious attempt to jump at me, especially considering he was hiding in the corner..
 
The spiders are known to turn into ghosts and take revenge at night between 12 and 4. Stay very awake...
 
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