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OMG Spider In The Shower!!111

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by WhitePassion, Jun 29, 2013.

  1. WhitePassion

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    It's a horrible rainy day, the 29th of June.. There I was minding my own business, in the shower, washing my hair, approximately 12 minutes ago. Suddenly I look up in a very relaxed fashion and be like:
    It's a BIRD! No wait, it's a plane! Holy shit it's a fucking SPIDER... There I was, standing there alone, against a god damn massive ass spider, eye to eye, toe for toe.

    So I took a conditioner bottle and smacked it, and it died...

    True story.

    Matt Cutts better watch out, you might be next.
     
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  2. Goal Line Technology

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    you have been reported to the national association for the protection of spiders, NAPS

    just wait until they revenge your dastardly deeds :)

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    Dafuq did I just read?
    That part with Matt Cunts is good lolz
     
  4. WhitePassion

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    I'm considering making a WSO titled "How To Deal With Shower Spiders In Under 27 seconds" for $47.97
    PM me if you want to pre-order
     
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    Cool story bro
     
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    Review copy please.
     
  7. WhitePassion

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    I can safely say that my occasion was similar to the image on the right. Except the whole in the floor was a bit deeper and had blue flames.

    EDIT: No review copies but first buyer gets a 0.72% discount!!
     
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    ---(pc lagged)---
     
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    I was actually going to take a picture of the body but I was scared that the authorities might be reading BHW.
     
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    Poor spider. You should have thrown it outside instead of killing it. Anyways, it looks like that you couldn't handle spiders really well.
     
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    Thrown it outside? I was in the SHOWERR, NAKED and it sneaked up on me. I'd say I handled it like a boss, a few years ago I would've ran out naked screaming HOLY SHIT.
     
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    You claim you were minding your own business but you interrupted the spiders shower.
    Next time wait your damn turn :p
     
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    Well he wasn't using the water, just sitting there.. It was an obvious attempt to jump at me, especially considering he was hiding in the corner..
     
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    The spiders are known to turn into ghosts and take revenge at night between 12 and 4. Stay very awake...
     
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    That was good! :p
     
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    Thread reported to PETA.