Now I know Why I'm Broke

Some expensive... you won't think you're spending much on it until you start thinking about it out loud :D

Brian's reaction "That's crazy"

That's exactly how I feel when I think about how much I sometimes spend on ordering food in a week
 
Don't worry, my sister's friend was married 5 times and each busband took an apartment. She lost 5 apartments. So yeah.
 
They say it’s cheaper to have fun with a hooker than being in a relationship… at least the hooker tells you the price up front and doesn’t get mad when you don’t text back in 5 minutes.
 
I'm a girl in her thirties and I still can't understand I don't need that much clothes
 
It is cheaper to hire a professional - better sex and less bullshit.
 
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