No sex tonight

lol, Why do so many people seem to think I wrote this?
 
What kind of Se*x Story :) thanks for making my day hehehe....
 
Buy stuff to a girl, which you think you might get some sex with her. Which ended up with nothing.

Go buy a whore instead on street if you are that desperate .. :-D - Haha.

I am agree with "ericsson" at least I can get a new pu**y no matter how many people used it before :p at least it fresh for me :gives:
 
I know this is a dick thing to say but I completely lost interest at " I just want you to hold me"

For all I know the article ended with a bisexual perfect ten SKat gangbang but, not much of a hook there was it?
 
but this is the answers that need to give to any one who does not understand what the feeling like...

u may no have sex for some period... i think after reading this... u have to move on... at least u can find some one who understand u and give u the feeling of ur satisfaction when needed...
 
I read this one before, it's been out for a while but it's still funny til today. lol
 
I might just do this same exact thing. Seriously.

Girlfriend of 4 years. Used to be like a pair of bunny rabbits, but not so much anymore.
 
this is just perfect thing we can do to girls they behave bitchy. i had an experience with a girl who is a pure exhibitionist. now this reminds me her :D
 
:)) really funny story ... I really didn't see it coming - congrats for having a pair mate :)
 
oh shit that's a mega burn right there, for the woman of course!
 
This is some funny shiat. I could just imagine the look that would be on her face after the OP of the story said that. Priceless! Talk about pushing the Atom bomb on the relationship tho. :rocketwho
 
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