New Offline BlackHat Method During The Rough Economy

I actually tried this last weekend but had disappointing results. The manager at Abercrombie had security make me leave because I was blocking his entrance with the seventy foot pole waiting for the guy at the aluminum-for-cash kiosk to get off lunch.
 
Do these aluminum networks call by phone for admittance into their program?
 
I actually tried this last weekend but had disappointing results. The manager at Abercrombie had security make me leave because I was blocking his entrance with the seventy foot pole waiting for the guy at the aluminum-for-cash kiosk to get off lunch.

Make sure that you blank your referrer or use a redirector so that these aluminum-for-cash guys don't figure out how your making your conversions. They are AM (aluminum marketers) themselves, so they'll have no problem stealing your methods.
 
Once you do enough you'll be in the paper and the scrapyard who's paying you will report you and you'll go to prison where you won't be making any money.
 
I'm capitalizing on the flag-pole stealing niche and now visit those businesses to sign them up for flag pole trials. Here's my pitch. Feel free to use it, but please spin it to make it unique. I don't want this method to be saturated.

"Hello <business owner>. I noticed you have a hole in the ground where a flagpole used to be. I sell a new and revolutionary flag pole made from "aluminum-trol", found only in the dense forests of Guatemala. It will outlast all other flag poles out there. Please go to my website and sign up for a risk free trial of our flag pole. If you're not satisfied with our flag pole, you can return it within 14*** days. It's even endorsed by Oprah and Dr. Oz and has been featured on 60 Minutes.

***Effective start date is 2 weeks ago. If you fail to contact us at 1-800-555-121 within 14 days, we will charge your credit card $79.99 per month for the recurring use of our flag pole. And no, neither Oprah nor Dr. Oz actually endorsed this product. Also, it was only featured from the front of the 60 Minutes building.
 
This reminds me of Bubbles from The Wire stealing copper to get some H. It also makes me realize why my 4 pack of Gillette Sensor razors costs me so much damn money now to shave blocks of hair off my face.
 
Haven't been accepted by any Aluminum marketing networks yet does anyone have tips on how to get accepted? apparently I'm not getting enough unique flag poles?
 
I used to be the "cable guy" here in my county, I used to collect all the scrap copper and alum from the yard and other cable guys. They collect your ID and gave me a hassel thinking i was rippin off the copper from the cable company.


Heres an Idea.

In Florida they use Alum Poles on the Highway. Every few miles you have a pole that got knocked down by some crazy driver. Its normal sitting there for a few days even weeks till they get a new one put in. Why not take those and scrap um.

Also A/C units

Those are getting ripped off and scrapped. But you need to ship the scarp to another state or far away to avoid the fuzz. It would take some networking of fellow scappers accross the usa. You get mine I get yours to cash in to avoid and trump the fuzz.
 
Heres an Idea.

In Florida they use Alum Poles on the Highway. Every few miles you have a pole that got knocked down by some crazy driver. Its normal sitting there for a few days even weeks till they get a new one put in. Why not take those and scrap um.

Does anyone know where I can go to find someone to outsource that step to? I definitely won't share my whole method with them, just the part that they need to know (i.e., crashing their car into a pole). It just so happens that I'm in Florida, so this may work ;-).
 
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