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Need someone to pass the Odesk PHP & HTML exam.

Discussion in 'Hire a Freelancer' started by amin-jkr, May 24, 2014.

  1. amin-jkr

    amin-jkr Junior Member

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    Hi, I need someone to login to my Odesk account and pass those two tests with a quite high score for me...I don't think it would take much time so I'll give you 10$.

    pm me if interested.
     
  2. bluestar003

    bluestar003 Registered Member

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    i will do it for free :) but in morning not now :)
     
  3. techblog

    techblog Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    OP tell me your id, I will make sure I never buy your services from there!
     
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  4. codexehow

    codexehow Power Member

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    Wow. Fraud costs more than that!
     
  5. American Trends

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    Increase the amount buddy, or else no one is going to help you.
     
  6. Trepanated

    Trepanated Supreme Member

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    So you are planning to charge people for PHP and HTML based work which you are not able to do.

    I really hope someone takes your offer and deliberately flunks the test.

    Then you will experience first hand what it is like doing business with scammers like yourself.
     
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  7. amin-jkr

    amin-jkr Junior Member

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    I'm not gonna con anyone on Odesk, no fraud...it's just outsourcing the gigs I get from there...

    and I thouhgt this was a blackhat forum...
     
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  8. Trepanated

    Trepanated Supreme Member

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    Yes, it is a blackhat forum.

    It is not, however, a 'scammers who charge for services they can't provide' forum.

    If you want to see what BHW thinks of people like you, take a look at the Shit List section
     
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  9. Asif WILSON Khan

    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Also the guy is a clown and a low-baller.

    OP, if the test is easy and won't take much time then do it for yourself. If you are paying somebody then I suggest you pay a minimum of $100.
    I don't have trouble with resellers if they are legit and know what they are doing but somebody like you, will end up messing up the clients job and screw your outsourcer.

    Why not actually learn what is involved first, that way you will make more money and have satisfied customers or are you one of these clowns that thinks they are banking if they make $1 on each job?

    Yes we are Blackhat but it doesn't mean we encourage incompetency.
     
  10. Techxan

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    Hence the problem wih Odesk.
     
  11. Asif WILSON Khan

    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Exactly, people like OP are killing the freelancer sites.
    There are times when I want to hire people but seriously can't be arsed to spend time researching to see if they are legit.
     
  12. amin-jkr

    amin-jkr Junior Member

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    you all are just judging me but if you knew what my plan really is and who is my outsourcer and the fact that I know what I'm doing though I'm not gonna explain it to you, you wouldn't say those things !

    so stop judging people,mind your own business and don't be a hater....I won't tell you the details of my plan but I give you that it's legit...
     
  13. Trepanated

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    Your plan is obvious:

    Get someone to cheat the PHP and HTML exams for you.
    Start bidding on PHP and HTML projects, claiming you are an expert, and citing the exam results.
    Win projects and charge people for PHP and HTML work that you cannot deliver (because you don't have the skills and cheated the exams)
    Outsource the work to someone who will do it at an even lower price than you had to bid to win the work.


    Problems:

    You have no way of vetting the capabilities of the person you pay to do the work - because you don't know PHP and HTML
    You have no way of checking the quality of the work you deliver to your clients - because you don't know PHP and HTML
    You won't know if you are delivering what your clients have paid for - because you don't know PHP and HTML


    Summary:

    Yet another step in the race to the bottom on the freelance sites
     
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  14. amin-jkr

    amin-jkr Junior Member

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    really?! is that a problem? what if I told you I know some php, enough to detect good work from bad work?
     
  15. BassTrackerBoats

    BassTrackerBoats Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Then take the test yourself.
     
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    what ever your story,its a real shame
    you may think you are a good manager or outsourcer ,but problem in your attitude,and you know nothing that does not mean we programmer know nothing,so you can hire us for a 10 buk
    you should improve your technical as well management skill
    good luck
     
  17. codexehow

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    If you knew enough to tell good work from bad work you would simply take the test yourself. You wouldn't waste money paying someone else to do it. Oh, and good luck finding someone to do it for $10. lol.

    Farmers like you make it harder on everyone.
     
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    Look OP, increase your offer or give up here, nobody will make this job for your 10 bucks. Just because the knowledge that it's needed to pass the exam worth more than 10 bucks. I don't care if you will bid on the gigs there and ask for others to do, or something else. But 10 bucks is pathetic.
     
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    Hmm... Then he must be George Bush, Jr!