Need $$$ ASAP - URGENT!!

Hi, I'm really in a bind right now. Have $0 and just today my sister told me that one of her commissioners (art) was fired from her job and is asking for a refund. The problem is that my sister only has $13 on her PayPal and the person wants 15+40 for two commissions that my sister was supposed to complete.

I will work my ass off on my site but I really need at LEAST $100 to begin. I can't get my Clickbank money out because I need to make two more sales.

I'll pay you back as soon as I start making money on the site by following meathead1234's thread http://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/easy-100-a-day-perfect-for-noobs.359445/

I will also include your site as a recommendation so you will always have FREE traffic as long as my site still runs. I'm dead serious. I am committed to succeeding. It will be worth your time. Hell, I will eventually buy 100 proxies and 100 twitter accounts and periodically send out messages and will direct them to your site at least once every day.

Man, I hate begging but I'm running out of options. Minimum wage here is less than $200 so there won't be enough time to earn that money back on time even if by some sheer luck I find a job anytime this week. Many people have since moved to Russia and closed down their businesses because Moldova is not very profitable for them.

Please PM me if you are interested!

Timing is everything, OP.

@Asif WILSON Khan just posted this - http://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/desperate-for-cash-some-ideas.865020/

You English is good, you should have a look to see if anyone needs some articles written in Hire A Freelancer or some quick jobs like that.

Who will be the first to say him to sell his sister pictures ?

I was about to PM you for some content work when I saw that you were planning to rely on what is probably the most highly-attempted, saturated method on the entire website for income.

http://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/desperate-for-cash-some-ideas.865020/

Great thread by @Asif WILSON Khan

BassTrackerBoats said:

Timing is everything, OP.

@Asif WILSON Khan just posted this - http://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/desperate-for-cash-some-ideas.865020/

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Lol just read your post dude xD
wasnt fast enough!

BassTrackerBoats said:

Timing is everything, OP.

@Asif WILSON Khan just posted this - http://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/desperate-for-cash-some-ideas.865020/

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That is some crazy ways people have made money. I would be lucky to find anyone paying me more than 100 lei (roughly 5 dollars) for all-day manual labor...somewhere.

islandman1010 said:

You English is good, you should have a look to see if anyone needs some articles written in Hire A Freelancer or some quick jobs like that.

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There is someone on Upwork willing to pay me $200 for translating a 499 page eBook from Russian to English. They haven't responded yet as far as I know. It's like, when things don't work they REALLY don't work, you know?

Alaindeloin said:

Who will be the first to say him to sell his sister pictures ?

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I doubt you would want to buy the pics, lol. Or do you just mean in general?

Sherbert Hoover said:

I was about to PM you for some content work when I saw that you were planning to rely on what is probably the most highly-attempted, saturated method on the entire website for income.

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Are you referring to meathead's method? Yeah, I have tried other methods and so far it's the only thing I can do that doesn't require me too much investment or a creative mind. My brain seriously doesn't work the same way as many of these guys. I'm largely mathematical and calculate things as I go along. With this method and with the proper twists I will be a multi-millionaire by 35 (27 atm). I know this because I see the results in my head.

The biggest problem is that I have 0 creativity. I am still confused by Java and I started it in November 2015. I mean, I can't even wrap my mind around the BASICS of object-oriented programming. I read and reread the lessons countless times and none of it makes any sense to me.

I get by in life by doing things right on the spot. Ask me who I want to be and I will have no idea, but keep throwing directions my way and I will get there.

But yeah...creating a review niche site seems the only thing I can do right now. That is until I have enough money to outsource and upscale the method.

royserpa said:

Lol just read your post dude xD
wasnt fast enough!

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Elin Dotsya said:

The biggest problem is that I have 0 creativity.

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Then you are on the wrong safari, hombre.

Sherbert Hoover said:

Then you are on the wrong safari, hombre.

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Indeed your english is good, if you need some money and live in Chisinau you can easily find a job at some call-center (there are plenty of them here) and start making 2-3 times more than the average wage. Good luck

I guess you don't have any offline relatives, family, friends, neighbors, colleagues, neighbor's relatives, their pets etc to lend you some money......

Elin Dotsya said:

But yeah...creating a review niche site seems the only thing I can do right now. That is until I have enough money to outsource and upscale the method.

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If you're good at review niche site then just do it yourself. No need to outsource. Forget about upscale method until you finally make it work.

srb888 said:

I guess you don't have any offline relatives, family, friends, neighbors, colleagues, neighbor's relatives, their pets etc to lend you some money......

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Lol that's savage.

If you're desperate for money and you need it right.now. then I always recommend just manifesting it using the law of attraction. I've manifested thousands upon thousands just in the last year.

raikkonen777 said:

Indeed your english is good, if you need some money and live in Chisinau you can easily find a job at some call-center (there are plenty of them here) and start making 2-3 times more than the average wage. Good luck

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I live a few hours away from Chisinau. Someone has suggested that I should look into working as a translator. Got any papers you'd like me to translate for you?

srb888 said:

I guess you don't have any offline relatives, family, friends, neighbors, colleagues, neighbor's relatives, their pets etc to lend you some money......

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Even if I did borrow money from a bunch of people, there would still be that small problem with sending the person money through PayPal. If I ask someone online they could just put it into my PayPal and I'd send the $$ to my sister. Then I would use the remaining money to create a site and earn the money back to pay what I owe. My PayPal is working without a bank account right now. The bank closed my checking account down because I owed them $100+ and in order to reopen it I'd need to deposit $300 AND be there in person (lol).

The next problem is getting money to my Payoneer from my Clickbank. It would be nice if things worked a little bit more in my favor.

LatteGrande said:

If you're good at review niche site then just do it yourself. No need to outsource. Forget about upscale method until you finally make it work.

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I will make it work. The question is when? I don't care how saturated the market is. All of my competitors are doing the same generic copy/paste BS. I will climb to the top in my niche sooner or later and then they will be the ones trying to figure out what went wrong.

I don't write generic messages. I am pretty good at talking to people as though I know wtf I'm talking about. How do you think I passed High School? I remember once inventing a character from Greek mythology and writing about it as though it were a real biography of some person living in the Hellenistic period. I ended up getting a B in that history class, LOL.

I just tell people what they want to hear and see how best to get them to buy what I want them to buy.

Hmm, I guess I am pretty creative when it comes to writing. I just don't really call it "creativity". I call it, "I'm bullshitting you all, but you will still buy my products, because what else are you going to do?".

It's not about - Fake it until you make it. It's about fake it until you BECOME it.

pewep said:

If you're desperate for money and you need it right.now. then I always recommend just manifesting it using the law of attraction. I've manifested thousands upon thousands just in the last year.

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I tried that back in 2013. Had a little piece of paper that said, "I'm going to make $5000 THIS month". I kept watching all those get rich documentaries and telling myself out loud that I am going to succeed and get rich. Ended up losing over $300 within a 3 month period.

How exactly did you 'manifest' it?

If someone were to give me the $100 - I would turn it into even more money. I don't want to be the guy with the 1 talent who went and buried it instead of making more.

Elin Dotsya said:

I tried that back in 2013. Had a little piece of paper that said, "I'm going to make $5000 THIS month". I kept watching all those get rich documentaries and telling myself out loud that I am going to succeed and get rich. Ended up losing over $300 within a 3 month period.

How exactly did you 'manifest' it?

If someone gave me the $100 - I would turn it into even more money. I don't want to be the guy with the 1 talent who went and buried it instead of making more.

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That's not how it works. You need to be open and creative. That means don't limit yourself to just a few avenues.

Manifesting money is just like any other skill, it takes TIME and PRACTICE. You have to visualize very strongly and focus on the end result, concentrate and let go. If you keep stressing about when and where it's going to come from, you're creating a situation where you'll continually be stressed out and worried.

Start out small and with something you can believe, because initially most people very much doubt their powers. $100 is a believable goal.

And get creative. You said that you're more of a logical/analytical person, right? That's perfectly fine, I am too - probably why I have a math and computer science degree. BUT you can learn to be creative just like you can learn anything else. For example, you have 3 sales already in your clickbank account - ask your sister's comissioner if he'd be willing to take it in exchange for erasing the debt. Give him the account and move on. Sweeten it by offering the $13 in your sister's paypal.

Don't think of problems as purely "I need $X amount in order to get rid of this problem." Concentrate on the end result - being debt free and just let it happen . The universe is incredibly wise and complex, it can fulfill any desire 100 different ways so open yourself up to any possibility with the desired end goal.

pewep said:

That's not how it works. You need to be open and creative. That means don't limit yourself to just a few avenues.

Manifesting money is just like any other skill, it takes TIME and PRACTICE. You have to visualize very strongly and focus on the end result, concentrate and let go. If you keep stressing about when and where it's going to come from, you're creating a situation where you'll continually be stressed out and worried.

Start out small and with something you can believe, because initially most people very much doubt their powers. $100 is a believable goal.

And get creative. You said that you're more of a logical/analytical person, right? That's perfectly fine, I am too - probably why I have a math and computer science degree. BUT you can learn to be creative just like you can learn anything else. For example, you have 3 sales already in your clickbank account - ask your sister's comissioner if he'd be willing to take it in exchange for erasing the debt. Give him the account and move on. Sweeten it by offering the $13 in your sister's paypal.

Don't think of problems as purely "I need $X amount in order to get rid of this problem." Concentrate on the end result - being debt free and just let it happen . The universe is incredibly wise and complex, it can fulfill any desire 100 different ways so open yourself up to any possibility with the desired end goal.

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It would be nice to get a clearer example of the steps you took to make the money. I would need a more Tolkien-esque representation.

If I understood you correctly, you didn't just visualize the money and it started falling from the sky, right? Because I have watched those "secret to success" vids that want me to believe it.

Even if I were to want it hard enough, how would the universe reveal it to me? It all sounds so mystical.

EDITED: The post was too long and ranty.

bro i didnt read that but with that long *** post you just made you definately could have been 1 step closer to reach your goal