That was the best post I've read in a while. Thanks buddy
And yeah I know its kinda retarded me looking for a car now, I just wanna see what's out there. Yeah I might just buy my dads little Tacoma from him and then get a Nic*er one when I get the hang of it.
Seriously though that post was hilarious lolol
I meant to make it funny because it has a bigger impact. But on the serious part of the deal, driving is not a joke.
And the sad part is, that 90% of the drivers world wide aren't even getting 40% performance that their cars are capable of, and statistically that's 90BHP per average. Sad, I know.
Besides that, you must always, I mean ALWAYS remember that you have a 2 ton metal object under you, and that object can and will do enormous amounts of damage, both material and emotional (you understand what I mean you're smart people). And you, yes YOU, are responsible for controlling that vehicle safely and getting back home just the way you left, furthermore, doing the same service to the other people walking the earth, even animals, even small unpredictable children who jump in front of your car to catch the ball (that's why they have speed limits). The reason that I'm so serious about this is that I've seen many kids die just because they had too powerful cars for their skillsets (most of those kids were my friends).
When you're young you have no fears, because you don't have the experience that would tell you otherwise. And it only takes one small mistake and trust me when I say this. It only takes one quick turn of the steering wheel and given the right speed and weather conditions you'll flip your car in an instant and that ain't cool.
I've been and still am friends with lots of money made kids (rich parents types), who are now men. Most of them, got supercars when they were 18 (minimum driving age in my country). Some of those kids, died in horrible accidents in a few months, all accidents caused by them.
My luck was that when I got my licence I was driving for about 5 years on backcountry roads with my dad, who taught me to drive and learned me to do my first drift (thanks daddy

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Lack of experience + fast car + young age = disaster, crying parents, crying friends and family, no more IM, no more living la vida loca, just earth, worms and whatever is out there.
True stories:
1) Friend, age 18 got a BMW M3, died in 3 months ( he was doing 270km/h on the highway/autobahn/motorway when a dog jumped in front of his car; the car turned into a ball when it finally stopped, and that's no joke)
2) Very good friend, age 19 got a Nissan 350z, previously drove a Seat Cupra, pretty experienced driver right?! Wrong, died at 20, got in a ah-hoc drag race with some idiot at a stop light and while he was doing about 240km/h (so the indicator froze) he hit a small water puddle ,aquaplanning effect included, resulting in him stopping in a wall. You can guess what happened next.
4) This is a reaaally special story. Dude X, acquaintance. Dude X was a very cool dude, kinda of a hipster a few years ago, maybe the first hipster. So he was so non mainstream that he baught a Mitsubishi Lancer stock with the plan to get it to 1000BHP, and he didn't buy an EVO to start with...no no no... He got the 1.6L 100 BHP or something similar, to quote him "because I can dude...wahahahahwahah". So Dude X, embarked on the mythical journey to make a monster car and got it to about 970ish BHP, close enough. The dude fell of a fucking cliff with that car on a mountain road, the weather conditions perfect, daylight, sunny, 21C temperature, no cars on that road, the tarmack spotless, no angry hitmen chasing him and still... he managed the unbelievable. We applauded him at the funeral, damn idiot.
I had about 30 stupid friends and acquaintances die in car crashes, some killing other people, one of them wiped out a damn bus full of people he got the supreme 10x multiplier achievement from Carmageddon, all wannabe drivers/underground race club members and shit.
So, the conclusion is, be careful, learn first, do later, always think before you act.
As for the car, dude my advice is to choose the car with the best interior, because that is all you'll see of the car for 90% of the time. Unless you're some morons who sleeps besides his car and has lunch while watching his precious, but I strongly believe this is not your case

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Have fun choosing, this is the best part of getting a car, the excitement of choices

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