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My dick. Your dick.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by jakeumms, Jun 16, 2009.

  1. jakeumms

    jakeumms Regular Member

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    Last edited: Jun 16, 2009
  2. coreone

    coreone Junior Member

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    That first part was funny as hell!!! Justa swangin!!! LOL!
     
  3. jakeumms

    jakeumms Regular Member

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    My dick, brand new, mercedes.
    Your dick, hasn't touched one lady.
     
  4. jakeumms

    jakeumms Regular Member

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    My dick, locked in a cage right.
    Your dick, suffer from stage fright.
     
  5. jakeumms

    jakeumms Regular Member

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    My dick, got laid by 16.
    Your dick. Virgin, age 415.
     
  6. henga

    henga Junior Member

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    Dirt Nasty and Andre Legacy =)

    Welcome to the interwebz!
     
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    bizzybee76 Junior Member

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    My dick is bizzy at work
    Your dick couldn't pop a cork!
     
  8. jarhead

    jarhead Junior Member

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  9. jakeumms

    jakeumms Regular Member

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    Oh shit... Competition up in hur!
     
  10. jakeumms

    jakeumms Regular Member

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    Damn! now that's a good one.
     
  11. CClark56

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    youtube.com/watch?v=G-HaIGTCOgQ^Full song. Shit's funny.
     
  12. masterfunkd

    masterfunkd Junior Member

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    My Dick, unleash the tsunami
    your dick, thinner than origami
     
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  13. BigHustlah

    BigHustlah Power Member

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    My dick, stands 3 feet tall
    your dick, can't get up at all
     
  14. Wikolia

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    Your dick got touched by Michael Jackson
     
  15. Wikolia

    Wikolia Junior Member

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    Your dick, cant even sell at an auction

    My dick, satisfies your mum
    Your dick cant even cum
     
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    Wikolia Junior Member

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10i17NNujDE

    Have you seen the women's piss-take version "My Puss" ?

    ROFL funny as hell... :chairshot


    " My puss is so hot I flaunt it
    Your puss is so old that its haunted "

    " My puss, is so fantastic
    Your puss, smells like burnt plastic "

    " My puss, likes it nice and rough
    Your puss got some bad dandruff "
     
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  17. habs4life

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    my dick gets in your mom,
    your dick gets the homeless bums

    my dick looks like a tree,
    your dick no one can see
     
  18. Wikolia

    Wikolia Junior Member

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    My dick, is so big it ridiculous
    Your dick, just shrivels at the sight of it

    My dick, is so bad its a crime
    Your dick just wishes it was mine
     
  19. Whisker

    Whisker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Premium Member

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    My dick is supersize, your dick is one small fry.
     
  20. phpfiend

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    your dick can't even get head.