My dick. Your dick.

[jakeumms]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US3yGT54HJM
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My dick, could beat up Bruce Lee.
Your dick, it can't even pee.
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Think you can top that...
PROVE IT!

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[coreone]

That first part was funny as hell!!! Justa swangin!!! LOL!

 

[jakeumms]

My dick, brand new, mercedes.
Your dick, hasn't touched one lady.

 

[jakeumms]

My dick, locked in a cage right.
Your dick, suffer from stage fright.

 

[jakeumms]

My dick, got laid by 16.
Your dick. Virgin, age 415.

 

[henga]

Dirt Nasty and Andre Legacy =)

Welcome to the interwebz!

 

[bizzybee76]

My dick is bizzy at work
Your dick couldn't pop a cork!

 

[jarhead]

my dick, m16
your dick, broken vending machiene

 

[jakeumms]

My dick is bizzy at work
Your dick couldn't pop a cork!

Oh shit... Competition up in hur!

 

[jakeumms]

my dick, m16
your dick, broken vending machiene

Damn! now that's a good one.

 

[CClark56]

youtube.com/watch?v=G-HaIGTCOgQ^Full song. Shit's funny.

 

[masterfunkd]

My Dick, unleash the tsunami
your dick, thinner than origami

 

[BigHustlah]

My dick, stands 3 feet tall
your dick, can't get up at all

 

[Wikolia]

My dick goes straight to action...
Your dick got touched by Michael Jackson

 

[Wikolia]

My dick, gets girls queuing up for action
Your dick, cant even sell at an auction

My dick, satisfies your mum
Your dick cant even cum

 

[Wikolia]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10i17NNujDE

Have you seen the women's piss-take version "My Puss" ?

ROFL funny as hell... :chairshot


" My puss is so hot I flaunt it
Your puss is so old that its haunted "

" My puss, is so fantastic
Your puss, smells like burnt plastic "

" My puss, likes it nice and rough
Your puss got some bad dandruff "

 

[habs4life]

my dick gets in your mom,
your dick gets the homeless bums

my dick looks like a tree,
your dick no one can see

 

[Wikolia]

My dick, is so big it ridiculous
Your dick, just shrivels at the sight of it

My dick, is so bad its a crime
Your dick just wishes it was mine

 

[Whisker]

My dick is supersize, your dick is one small fry.

 

[phpfiend]

my dick nuff said...
your dick loves fred

my dick gets the ladies in bed
your dick can't even get head.