My best spam comment (!)

Spectrobelle said:

Lol. My favorite was:
You might want to increase your spam filtering, it seems like your blog has a lot of spam comments.

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That looks like one of mine!

My eyes still hurt. This guy has made the internet a worse place.

/Teh internetz broken ,your blog fixing it . Subscripted to read this (real case )

Lol, look at this one that I just got:

"Today, I went to the beach front with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!"

Keep in mind this comment was left on one of my MFA sites so it's not like it was someone who's been following me on my personal blog and just wanted to tell me about their day...

I kinda want to accept it just because of how ridiculous it is. :laugh:

some of those comments are hilarious

probably what you should do is put the site they link to into the scrapebox backlink checker. would be a really quick way to get a big list of auto approve blogs.

might also make for some really funny reading!!

Spam your own blog and make monies

"i think dis blog is total plop, and i think yous should take da mingin down before i come round and put a bullet in your batty. its a disgrace dat google allows such bollocks to rank ighly in da check engines."

dvno879 said:

Spam your own blog and make monies

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Works well. Obviously not for backlinks but a few comments here and there that praise whatever product your blog is pushing can tip any readers that were on the fence about purchasing to click the Buy button.

Looks even more legitimate if you have FB integration and a few fake FB profiles comment for you.

Common gibberish won't do the work in most cases. The comment should mention at least the title of the article/post.

Or use already approved comment from another blog. Just edit it little bit.

one of this i found on my blog

your blog is so much informative, i found that i was looking for, well thanks for such a nice blog.

WTH !!!

I usually use 50 comments and SC rotates them automatically

Best We got


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Kinda Shakespearean if you ask me LOL

hally0301 said:

probably what you should do is put the site they link to into the scrapebox backlink checker. would be a really quick way to get a big list of auto approve blogs.

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thats a good idea! did u try it yet hally? might make a cleaner list?

I liked that one particularly:


Its not very amusing, but it was exactly this comment that made me realize how to monetize the spam.

There was at some time here on forum a user who received a email from a webmaster at a blog he spammed.

The websmaster of the blog wrote that his dog died and the comment was something like this: " Happy to hear that all is good and bla bla" you got the point.

But it was very funny because the poor's basters dog died and the spam was a happy one.

lol poor guy

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This was fun to read lol love the comments

Needvcc said:

This was fun to read lol love the comments

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..and the spamming doesn't stop *facepalm*

Well I will tell you the truth:
I found A LOT OF ScrapeBox autoapprove links, just by scraping one day long all spammy comments I have found on BHW, including this thread

Many duplicate URLs, but also pretty much new unique auto-approve domains.

albaniax said:

Well I will tell you the truth:
I found A LOT OF ScrapeBox autoapprove links, just by scraping on day long all spammy comments I have found on BHW, including this thread

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You know, that's probably the best reason to look through the spammy comments on your sites. Use them as input back into Scrapebox to find other auto-approve blogs.

Thanks for the suggestion!

I'm surprised nobody got this one. This guy was trying to push peen pills and it was so funny I didn't hit spam I just let it sit there. Anyway this is the best one I got...


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