Evening chaps and chapettes, I have a copy of VB 4 and VB SEO lying around unused. Not sure when or why I even bought them; logged into an old email today and found reference to them. Anywho . . . If you'd like to motivate me to use them, I'm all ears. I'm not looking for methods, etc, just motivation. Examples: "KK, my forum generates more than most 2nd world countries!" "After I installed my copy of VB, it was so fun I stopped playing Skyrim and WOW, and I threw my elf ears in the trash, and now I'm getting laid 11 times a week - wahey!" "Have you seen the movie, The Last Starfighter? Well, I installed VB, ran it so well, that an alien race known as the Clits contacted me. They live in pods (you saw them in The Matrix) and their entire world revolves around one giant message board. They came to me and asked ME to run their board, their WORLD! I was also given a groovy new title: The Almighty Clit." You get the idea.