Motherf*****s

Claim you were young and stupid, if they do come at you; they will... Apologise and co-operate.

They have you balls to the wall really, FTA is nothing but a chicken wing as Bass says but it doesn't mean disregard it and hope for the best.
Every man's gotta own up to his wrong doings.

They've got bigger problems than less than an o...
 
Actions... meet consequences.

Don't drop the soap, homie.
 
I only opened this thread as I'm a fan of @Scorpion Ghost as he is my homie.

I'm now out of it because there is nothing I can contribute as a member and nothing outside the lines as a Mod that I see.

I was hoping for more entertainment but alas, no go.
 
I was gonna give a sad face emoji... but there are none so... Here is happy one for you instead if that helps
I requested sad-face, face-palm, and angry emojis, years ago, but not many helped to support the idea. :(

Allegedly...
I love the lead off with, "Allegedly..."
Stick to your story and good luck. Also, don't refer to them as MFers while in their country, while the authorities can have jurisdiction over the ISP.
 
I was gonna give a sad face emoji... but there are none so... Here is happy one for you instead if that helps

Thanks, it does help actually. Appreciate it :)

Man, but why did you go back there if you knew that your ass is in trouble ? :(

We're talking 10 years ago for a non-violent petty crime where absolutely no one got hurt. And i checked with the police before going, and they found no outstanding issues.

Who knew it would still be in the system. But expected it. This stupid fucking country always made my life miserable.

which country? :D

Moon mars...

well..
KARMAA !
You know, they say, only the dumbasses return to the scene of the crime...

No karma. Total bullshit.

If you kill, rape, beat, steal, then keep the case open. Even if we're talking hard drugs or huge quantities, keep it open.

But for a first offender, who was almost underage at the time of the offence, with 20 little grams of weed. You keep that open 10 years later? Why? Ill tell you why, because youre not human and because you have an unforgiving an inhumane system going on.

You motherfuckers!!!

Make vlogs of your last days

I dont vlog or blog.

Well, i guess i blog a little bit. But i never found much success with it one way or another.

Enjoy your stay in The Netherlands!

Imma have to take a trip. Last time i was there was with an ex girlfriend about 12 years ago. Its been too long :D

You deserve a Weed NFT sir

Ill take it if its free.

Hodl, sell, lambo! :p

I bet this one is in the Balkans :)

No, sorta kinda yeah, but no.

Not funny, also he ain't going go jail.

Yeah no way. Then again, never say never right.

And yeah not funny. But i cant be all dark and gloomy.

I guess one of the reasons i made this thread was so you guys can crack some jokes with it and mellow me out about it :)

@Scorpion Ghost
remember the 50k i sent you last week
Might aswell send that back so I can bail you out

Never give back the money kid!!! :D

Damn, you've bought so many weeds at one time? :smirk:

Allegedly...

Maybe i had more and i sold the rest, or smoked the rest. I really dont recall officer.

Why are people making fun of this, would u like to spend time in jail too?

Yeah its cool. Gotta have a sense of humor about these things... otherwise the terrorists win :p

Claim you were young and stupid, if they do come at you; they will... Apologise and co-operate.

They have you balls to the wall really, FTA is nothing but a chicken wing as Bass says but it doesn't mean disregard it and hope for the best.
Every man's gotta own up to his wrong doings.

They've got bigger problems than less than an o...

Yeah well, i really dont give a shit to be honest. All i ask is to let me pack my bags and ill be out of their hair in no time.

If i had killed, raped, beaten, stole, ran someone over with a car, had heroin, or any number of things that are wrong and should be illegal, i would have faced the music 10 years ago.

But 20 grams of weed, i didnt do anything wrong whatsoever. So ill take my apology and put it in my back pocket for later... for a time when i actually have to apologize because i did something wrong... like stepping on someone's foot by accident or something.

Weed not cool bro

Was cool at one time.

Actions... meet consequences.

Don't drop the soap, homie.

Yeah sure. Thanks.

I only opened this thread as I'm a fan of @Scorpion Ghost as he is my homie.

I'm now out of it because there is nothing I can contribute as a member and nothing outside the lines as a Mod that I see.

I was hoping for more entertainment but alas, no go.

Broooo :)

Yeah theres nothing to see here. I just needed to get it off my chest and see some jokes cracked at it.

Its no big thing. Whatever happens, im either here or back home, ballin' ;)

Last seen 8.04 PM, he is now officially got jailed and are missing in action. I was looking for some fun read to, but nope.

I was out with a buddy and his €25.000 BMW, eatin and drinkin and cracking jokes with a passing Chinese lady selling scratch tickets.

Guess what her name was? Kim! I bet you didnt see that coming :D

I requested sad-face, face-palm, and angry emojis, years ago, but not many helped to support the idea. :(


I love the lead off with, "Allegedly..."
Stick to your story and good luck. Also, don't refer to them as MFers while in their country, while the authorities can have jurisdiction over the ISP.

This aint no North Korea.

But ill refer to them as that, because this country killed so much of me in the 14 years i was here. Inhumane, unfair, motherfuckers. Fuck em!

Come bag me tag me and send me home. It wont rustle a single one of my feathers.
 
Allegedly...

10 years ago i get arrested for 20 grams of weed.

9 years ago i leave the country, i never appear for the last court case...

Now i come back here again and on the border they see i got something in the system. They take the address and phone number of where i'll be staying. And they tell me they may look me up.

Those motherfuckers!!!

Now my entire trip has an asterisk next to it. Cant do my money plans. Cant smoke no weed or nothing. Im a bit paranoid.

If i make it out of this shitty fucking place (where i swore i would never return to by the way) alive, im gonna get in my car and go to Amsterdam and try to give myself a heart attack.

These motherfuckers!!!

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