Minimum effort! Maximum profits! $$$ *un-usual niche*

how does it work? am I an affiliate and I send you customers or will you send me your shit and I have to sell it?

Nice Idea, I have been thinking about this a lot by myself.. I wanted to sell my own shit but I was afraid they could find me by some DNA test or something..
 
The thing is, if I was selling gurilla shit for garden I would say high in nitrogen, phosphurus.. yada yada but that's just ZZZzzz, right?


However, what you are doing is providing a service which psychologically please another. That is pricless for humans.


Who Needs this services? <---- This is what we are playing on...


The TOP TEN reasons to send some one a package of poop:
To your ex-husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend
Neighbors pet crapping on your lawn
For your mean boss
For a salesperson or mechanic that ripped you off
A Last minute gift for some one who has everything
A gag gift
For a rich gloating friend, to knock them down a peg
To the teacher that gave your son/daughter a D
Some one left you negative feedback on your auction
You just don't like them

I bet you if I setup a site selling exact same product but for garden, my sales would be dramatically lower.


That's just how it is. Another reason I think it's growing is when it happens to the mark and say it happens publically, then you bet your bottom dollar it's a facebook status or a tweet and other re-tweek or post on status.. which just generates more leads, as those who where observers and found it amusing, want to do it on someone they know, to get the exact same responce... then generate me more leads. It's like a circle, that will just keep repeating multiple times.

Trust me, it's a unique service :)
 
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Someone appears to have access to a zoo :D Nice business plan.
 
hello MP123, you can add me on skype stupidseo fro drop shipping generic medicines.....
 
Nice thread, OP! I've been rolling round on the floor laughing. I live in Africa, so am able to source lion shit, hippo shit, monkey shit, zebra shit and, oh... my favorite - bullshit. :))
 
I was wondering, how do you package it, since you are sending relatively "fresh" products I suppose?
 
Can I have a review copy so I can check that poop out and leave you a review? :cool:
 
What do you mean MINIMAL effort?! What if I ate hot Chilli the night before order delivery?
 
Why no one has asked for any review copies??? :D
 
First thought: fell out of my chair laughing, thats hillarious. Second thought: Thats some awesome out of the box thinking.
Ain't the right thing for me but I love the way you think op. You just gave me a inspiration for my next project.
 
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