Hi Guys,
Today I am going to be teaching you how to make your first £million in less than 14 mins, you will need the following:
- A computer
- The Internet
- Google Chrome
- A mouse with a right click button
- A keyboard
- A paypal account to collect your money
Once you have assembled this list of parts we can get started.
Step 1:
Ok, lets get started. You are going to need to log into your paypal account on your freshly updated/installed Google Chrome program. You will be greeted with a page like this.
Obviously this does not look like a millionaires paypal account. This is my personal paypal, not my business one.
I am restoring a classic jaguar this winter and need fund to finish my project so I am using this trick on my personal account to generate cash to buy the parts I need.
Step 2
Next we are going to get technical.
Obviously a millionaires paypal account has some fucking money in it, so lets make that happen.
I want you to right click over the large amount of money on the left hand side
Next we are going to click on the funky shit at the bottom called inspect element.
You may be alarmed at what you see, but please don't be. I will explain it all for you.
Step 3:
Next we are going to be adding the money, after the previous step you will see this:
You will see a blue highlighted line, this is the place in the code that we need to alter to generate the money.
Right click this line and press "edit as HTML", you will now be able to edit this amount and generate any mount of money you like. In my example I have decided to add a modest £1.3 million
Step 4
Admire your handy work, but you aint done yet baby.
PRO TIP: Don't add whole amounts, as you can see my paypal balance is now not exactly 1.3 million. No one has 1.3 million in their paypal exactly.
The job is not over yet
Step 5
To avoid suspicions and a suspended paypal account its important that we back up our new found fortunes with money in. We now need to create transactional information to look legit.
We are going to use the same methods outlined above to create this
You're now a millionaire!!!!
Congratulations my friend!
I wish you good luck, be careful with your new found fame.
Edit:
Fuck the restoration, with my new method I just purchased the best one on ebay!
Today is a good day brothers.