Hello Guys, I've been lurking here for quite a bit and I'd like to introduce myself along with request. I'm working in a small town running camera at a television station for 8 bucks an hour. Sucks. I've got this vision in my head of me making a better living online, and up until the point where I've found these forums, I didn't really believe it was possible. Let me tell you where I am at, and what my request is. At the current point, I've accumulated a mere $180 dollars(over the course of 4 month mind you) in my clickbank account, and even this money is currently unwithdrawable. I've tried some PPC with failure from either keyword selection or product selection. I think I might want to create my own product? Anyway heres my request. I would like someone to mentor this noob, help me understand what to do, perhaps what I'm doing wrong, and help me begin successfully making money online. In return, I will give you 50% of my monthly earnings once I get to $2000 dollar month. Cliff notes version: I'd love to pay someone $1000 of my earned money if you can mentor me to a point where I have made $2000 in a given month. I'm tired of working this crappy job, and the alternatives in my area are just as bad. Help.