Masterfunkd's $100/second method

masterfunkd

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Apr 18, 2009

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• May 21, 2009

• #1

You may remember my super helpful post from the Craiglist board an hour ago "We need to talk!" (if not then I definitely suggest you check it out, plenty of nuggets in there). Now I'm providing a special method that can make anyone $100/second easily. If you can't make $100/second with this method then you should quit IM.

Step 1.
Post this ad

Code:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/wan/1181215591.html

Step 2.
?????????????????????????

Step 3.
Profit


EDIT: Apparently people think this is supposed to be a real thread on how to make $100 a second. People, it's a joke. That's why it's in the lounge. It's just a ridiculous ad I ran across under the wanted section of CL.

 

Last edited: May 21, 2009

Slasher

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Apr 11, 2009

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• May 21, 2009

• #2

Holy shit thats genious!

I posted this ad 3 hours ago and got 97 responses - 2 ads!

Thanks bro.

 

masterfunkd

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• May 21, 2009
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• #3

In case it does get flagged (still working fine for me) here's the text.

Looking For A Midget (san jose south)

Reply to:[email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-20, 6:36PM PDT


Me and my roommate are looking for a midget to be our friend. Must be willing to dress up in baby clothes and smoke a cigar. Please reply if interested




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I think anyone could make money with that. Just look up all your cpa network's midget submits

 

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raotnv

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• #4

I also didn't get how do you make money with it?

 

istuff

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• #5

what the fuck? how are you going to make money with midgets, be a little bit more straigtforward

 

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blazen

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istuff said:

what the fuck? how are you going to make money with midgets, be a little bit more straigtforward

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I actually hope he will NOT be straightforward. This is a nugget and craiglist will just become even more saturated if he spoon-feed everyone. Just think up creative ideas if you want to make money with midgets.

 

Jcsarokin

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Mar 2, 2009

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• #7

ITS A JOKE!!!! lol wow not only is 100/second completely unrealistic , with a midget makes it so unbelieveable that you should be able to come to the conclusion that it is infact a joke

 

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MoreMoneyMoreProblem

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You could always make the midgets take a personality quiz and at the end have a CPA offer to complete the quiz. There is your profit now twerk it.

 

spite42o

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wow i cant believe people are getting mad at the OP... this is clearly a joke... clearly... but ya kno, people take things so seriously these days

WHY SO SERIOUS?!?!?!?!

 

MoneyMachine

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• #10

Hahah that cracked me up thanks for the laugh man

 

BigHustlah

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• #11

I posted an ad in CL saying I need a dwarf that smokes a sherlock holmes pipe...30 minutes later I checked my bank account and there is somehow $180,000 in it now. Excellent.

 

Mr.Whitehat

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Apr 23, 2009

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I posted an ad in CL saying I need a dwarf that smokes a sherlock holmes pipe...30 minutes later I checked my bank account and there is somehow $180,000 in it now. Excellent.

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ha ha ha great IMHO

 

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darkimus

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May 1, 2008

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• May 21, 2009

• #13

Holy shit this really works! I too posted an ad like BigHustlah's.

I said that I needed an amputee albino midget who would smoke out of hookah. Then not 20 minutes later I walked outside and what was sitting in the driveway? A brand new Ferrari! I couldn't believe it!

Thanks very much for the useful post.

 

keropikero

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• #14

some of us obviously didn't get the joke

 

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mjtravis64

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• #15

Midget is the new widget. LOL

 

masterfunkd

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• May 21, 2009
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• #16

darkimus said:

Holy shit this really works! I too posted an ad like BigHustlah's.

I said that I needed an amputee albino midget who would smoke out of hookah. Then not 20 minutes later I walked outside and what was sitting in the driveway? A brand new Ferrari! I couldn't believe it!

Thanks very much for the useful post.

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i call B.S.
You must have really optimized that ad since the way I see it, if the ad took 15 minutes to go live you'd have only made $30,000. You're pulling off this method better than me!

 

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LHaskins

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• #17

Try this:

URGENTLY NEEDED!!!

Seeking female midget for Pro-Am Porn Video....Must have good chemistry with gerbil co-star! LOL

 

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vikiz

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have been removed..:LOL:

 

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vikiz

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have been removed..:LOL:

 

youngguy

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Hey all, I dont understand what can you get money into your bank with just ask someone to reply your ads ?

I'm totally newbie. Please help !