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Masterfunkd's $100/second method

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by masterfunkd, May 21, 2009.

  1. masterfunkd

    masterfunkd Junior Member

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    You may remember my super helpful post from the Craiglist board an hour ago "We need to talk!" (if not then I definitely suggest you check it out, plenty of nuggets in there). Now I'm providing a special method that can make anyone $100/second easily. If you can't make $100/second with this method then you should quit IM.

    Step 1.
    Post this ad
    Code:
    http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/wan/1181215591.html
    Step 2.
    ?????????????????????????

    Step 3.
    Profit


    EDIT: Apparently people think this is supposed to be a real thread on how to make $100 a second. People, it's a joke. That's why it's in the lounge. It's just a ridiculous ad I ran across under the wanted section of CL.
     
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  2. Slasher

    Slasher Junior Member

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    Holy shit thats genious!

    I posted this ad 3 hours ago and got 97 responses - 2 ads!

    Thanks bro.
     
  3. masterfunkd

    masterfunkd Junior Member

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    In case it does get flagged (still working fine for me) here's the text.

    Looking For A Midget (san jose south)

    Reply to:sale-uxn6s-1181215591@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
    Date: 2009-05-20, 6:36PM PDT


    Me and my roommate are looking for a midget to be our friend. Must be willing to dress up in baby clothes and smoke a cigar. Please reply if interested




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    I think anyone could make money with that. Just look up all your cpa network's midget submits
     
  4. raotnv

    raotnv Junior Member

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    I also didn't get how do you make money with it?
     
  5. istuff

    istuff Junior Member

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    what the fuck? how are you going to make money with midgets, be a little bit more straigtforward
     
  6. blazen

    blazen Regular Member

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    I actually hope he will NOT be straightforward. This is a nugget and craiglist will just become even more saturated if he spoon-feed everyone. Just think up creative ideas if you want to make money with midgets.
     
  7. Jcsarokin

    Jcsarokin Power Member

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    ITS A JOKE!!!! lol wow not only is 100/second completely unrealistic , with a midget makes it so unbelieveable that you should be able to come to the conclusion that it is infact a joke :)
     
  8. MoreMoneyMoreProblem

    MoreMoneyMoreProblem BANNED BANNED

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    You could always make the midgets take a personality quiz and at the end have a CPA offer to complete the quiz. There is your profit now twerk it.
     
  9. spite42o

    spite42o Junior Member

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    wow i cant believe people are getting mad at the OP... this is clearly a joke... clearly... but ya kno, people take things so seriously these days

    WHY SO SERIOUS?!?!?!?!
     
  10. MoneyMachine

    MoneyMachine Junior Member

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    Hahah that cracked me up :D thanks for the laugh man
     
  11. BigHustlah

    BigHustlah Power Member

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    I posted an ad in CL saying I need a dwarf that smokes a sherlock holmes pipe...30 minutes later I checked my bank account and there is somehow $180,000 in it now. Excellent.
     
  12. Mr.Whitehat

    Mr.Whitehat Senior Member

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    ha ha ha great IMHO ;)
     
  13. darkimus

    darkimus Junior Member

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    Holy shit this really works! I too posted an ad like BigHustlah's.

    I said that I needed an amputee albino midget who would smoke out of hookah. Then not 20 minutes later I walked outside and what was sitting in the driveway? A brand new Ferrari! I couldn't believe it!

    Thanks very much for the useful post.
     
  14. keropikero

    keropikero Regular Member

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    some of us obviously didn't get the joke
     
  15. mjtravis64

    mjtravis64 Newbie

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    Midget is the new widget. LOL
     
  16. masterfunkd

    masterfunkd Junior Member

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    i call B.S.
    You must have really optimized that ad since the way I see it, if the ad took 15 minutes to go live you'd have only made $30,000. You're pulling off this method better than me!
     
  17. LHaskins

    LHaskins Regular Member

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    Try this:

    URGENTLY NEEDED!!!

    Seeking female midget for Pro-Am Porn Video....Must have good chemistry with gerbil co-star! LOL
     
  18. vikiz

    vikiz Newbie

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    have been removed..:LOL:
     
  19. vikiz

    vikiz Newbie

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    have been removed..:LOL:
     
  20. youngguy

    youngguy Senior Member

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    Hey all, I dont understand what can you get money into your bank with just ask someone to reply your ads ? :(

    I'm totally newbie. Please help !