[FONT=&]Uruguay's Luis Suarez was involved in another World Cup controversy as he appeared to bite Italy's Giorgio Chiellini during their Group D clash.[/FONT] As a tribute to this soccer genuis, here is my little collection of puns ......(puns Luis, not buns lol) for BHW to digest. Enjoy!!! [FONT=&]Luis Suarez obviously misunderstood what commentators meant when they said that Uruguay, is a one man team and that their attack looks a bit toothless without him. [/FONT] [FONT=&]Uruguay's formation at the match today was not a 4-4-2 but a 4-4 chew?[/FONT] [FONT=&]I'm amazed Liverpool hasn't been looking at Chiellini to solve their defensive problems. He looked pretty tasty at the back tonight AC Milan are favourites to land the Uruguayan as he's now had a taste of Italy. To be fair to Suarez, I can`t resist an Italian sub either. The infamous food critic Luis Suarez confirms Italians taste better than Serbians. [/FONT] [FONT=&]Many England supporters now wish that Roy's men were as hungry as Uruguay to win. It sounds like Suarez's brace against England should have been a muzzle. [/FONT] [FONT=&]I suppose Luis Suarez's motto is simply: "If you can't beat them, eat them". [/FONT] [FONT=&]He will be watching the rest of the world cup on his laptop, saving everything, because Luis Suarez's laptop has 1 Terrier Bite of hard drive. There is no truth in the rumour that Luis Suarez has been offered a part in the new Star Wars movie... playing the part of Chewbacka. [/FONT] [FONT=&]Uruguay are proud that Luis Suarez is fighting tooth and nail for his country. [/FONT] [FONT=&]Suarez showed a lot of enthusiasm at the game, a game he really sunk his teeth into. [/FONT] [FONT=&]Some people feel so sorry for Suarez, all he wants to do is bite people and be racist, but the English media give him a hard time, not at all in bad taste following their defeat? [/FONT] [FONT=&]The attacked Italian defender has not got off lightly either, since Chiellini's wife will be furious... he tries to explain, "It's not a love bite, I got bit at football"...[/FONT] [FONT=&]"Bullshit....I'm leaving you, you cheating bastard" she says.[/FONT] [FONT=&]Luis Suarez has bitten someone for the third time in his career which can only mean one thing.....His wife must be a f*cking shit cook!!!! [/FONT] By the way, please feel free to add your spin on this story Thanks Latest news from FIFA HQ............. FIFA have had a hearing about Suarez bite incident and they have awarded it to Qatar.