LOL. DP noob his best!!!

I would love to do that for you. I have a special tool that will get you that in about a week (just one button, costs $1300, but I can get you a cracked copy for $300). Will send screenshot proof like in Ewen Chia's ebooks (legit as it gets) in about three hours, or if you are willing to pay $50 (but just today and because I like you), I can send you the screenshot in under an hour.
 
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Wait, why were you even on DP?

Probably for the same reason I go over there occasionally.

Whenever you start to feeling down on yourself, feeling like you can't do anything right, just pop in there, and read a few gems like this.

You suddenly realize, "Hey, I'm not NEARLY as screwed up as these guys!"

Does wonders for your self-esteem, and a lot cheaper than therapy! :D
 
hahaha! I will be millionaire this year if someone can rank "weight loss" for 20$ :D
 
Hahah.. Just use this noobness to sell our products ;)
 
How about the other guy, claiming he can rank porn & sex keyword on first page of the big G for $1k

Gotta love DP :D
 
The 'estimate average cpc' is $2.43. Tell him youll do it for $50, bid on the keyword, take a screen shot and show him his website on the first page for 'free chat rooms'.
 
The 'estimate average cpc' is $2.43. Tell him youll do it for $50, bid on the keyword, take a screen shot and show him his website on the first page for 'free chat rooms'.

Oh C'mon man :D
 
Well, if he finds someone willing to do it he'll get quite a bargain ;)

I used to post mostly in the php section, and I loved all the people asking how much they could make programing php even before they knew php.

The site has half a million members so you know there will be a lot of clueless noobs.
 
Yes, DP has just killed the Internet market, Now whoever is earning is actually the earner, nothing can be done for noobs anymore now.
 
Can you get my site ranked for $1 on these keywords "DP noobs are epic for good lulz"

Done. Please check who's on number 1 and send the $1 to my PP account. Looking forward for more work. :baby09:

:D
 
Done. Please check who's on number 1 and send the $1 to my PP account. Looking forward for more work. :baby09:

:D

Can i get a free review for your service please. I promise i will provide honest and a very good review about your service :D
 
I remember I got a guy from DP doing 100 HQ/latest movie uploads on my warez site with my site url on the download links for $2 ..

So I love the site really :)
 
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whats best is that this guy has posted 74 times already, i would expect this from a first or second post. but 74th. That guy is never going to succeed with IM


not just that lol ...but also he joined in jan 2010...like OMG hahahaaaaa :D
 
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