LOL. DP noob his best!!!

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  1. NitroCan

    NitroCan Senior Member

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    Was browsing DP's service section today and found this. [​IMG]
     
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  2. littleg2008

    littleg2008 BANNED BANNED

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    whats best is that this guy has posted 74 times already, i would expect this from a first or second post. but 74th. That guy is never going to succeed with IM
     
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  3. TheMasterOfMoney

    TheMasterOfMoney Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Maybe he forgot some zeros ;) haha
     
  4. skyfallsdown

    skyfallsdown Regular Member

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    :D:D wtf !?! :D:D
     
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  5. tonegawa

    tonegawa Junior Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    also, maybe he would like #1 for "porn" for $120 :D
     
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    I think I can bring the site onto the top. Give me the 20$ and wait (about 20years) and it will hit top.
     
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    zx123 Senior Member

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    I contact him that for 50$ I give him the #1 for google and yahoo after 2 months (just the time that not open a dispute on paypal) eheheheh
     
  8. tonegawa

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    I have just used google keyword tool.

    165 000 exact monthly searches, #1 spot on google for 20$ :D
     
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    Chotadon Newbie

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    After dominating chat rooms , i think porn will be his next target :D :blowjob:
     
  10. littleg2008

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    Someone should sell him a nice rehashed ebook from Imram Naseem - i bet then he shall succeed with all the keywords under the sun. "in a matter of minutes"

    (for those not familiar with this person i am taking the piss) :p
     
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  12. Lalalaenhund

    Lalalaenhund Power Member

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    hahaha oh god

    Maybe it's a troll? Probably not though, since it's DP :D
     
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    I hear he's also offering $4.97 for "Buy Cialis" if anyone's interested in that great opportunity to make a killing with little work...
     
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    theaxe12 Registered Member

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    lulz man, oh goodness

    I'm just waiting for someone to say "Give me rank #1 on Google for the term "weight loss" for $5."
     
  15. Jacquita

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    $20? Hell, I could have done it for $10. LOL
     
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    Hey guys,can any of you get a my website ranked #1 on google for "sex". $4 if you can:18:
     
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    Can you get my site ranked for $1 on these keywords "DP noobs are epic for good lulz"
     
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  18. SahL

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    "DP noobs are epic for good lulz"..LOL

    sure man, cz theres no competition to them :p

    And The DP Guy is from India :rolleyes:
     
  19. facebookdude

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    Wait, why were you even on DP?
     
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  20. SahL

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    I second that :D