Lizards everywhere

It's time to move out. You have lost your throne now.
 
500 lizards are better than bedbugs. I wish i had lizards instead back then when I had a bedbug infestation. What kind of lizards are they? Can they be sold for a profit? If not, call an exterminator or set up live traps. We have a similar problem but with big ass spiders, But they don't bother us and they tend to stay in their own little corners eating the annoying flies.I try to name them all, but its hard to keep track of who is who.
 
How large are thse guys?

They are the size of an average human's palm, cold blooded, sticky, and with a very weird tail.

I had captured one of them for ransom, but unfortunately it didn't seem to work. The lizards never give up.

For peeps asking me to sell them for profit, nobody will take them! They will throw it right back at my face

edit: nice, someone is a lizard supporter in the staff team and edited my signature!
 
I really need help with this situation. It has been 5+ months and the amount of lizards have been increasing to the point where I have had enough. Today, I was taking a short nap when a lizard fell on my face, and yes it was a scary moment.

They have been bugging me a lot, by now I probably have around 500+ lizards living in my home (I have been counting them all). I by mistake stepped on a baby lizard today and its mom bit me in anger.

It seems like they are going to take over my home soon, and I don't know what to do.

Any tips and tricks?
Time to carry a couple of air guns and let the killing begin.
 
They are the size of an average human's palm, cold blooded, sticky, and with a very weird tail.

I had captured one of them for ransom, but unfortunately it didn't seem to work. The lizards never give up.

For peeps asking me to sell them for profit, nobody will take them! They will throw it right back at my face
Sounds like your describing salamanders
 
Crazy - at this point, I'd call the vets or even an exterminator. Couldn't be dealing with that!
 
Keep this around your house
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Believe me, this work. (I don't know the science behind it)

This also works


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They are 500, it seems you are living into there house.
just leave and give them there space :D
 
Lizards is delicious. It tastes like chicken breast. Try coking them. :)
 
When I was in Malaysia on a jungle island off the coast, they like had 6 foot pet house snakes that use to eat the lizzards and rats.
But they also had those big - big mother fucking lizards who ate the fat house snakes.
 
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