Lizards everywhere

Meerakat

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I really need help with this situation. It has been 5+ months and the amount of lizards have been increasing to the point where I have had enough. Today, I was taking a short nap when a lizard fell on my face, and yes it was a scary moment.

They have been bugging me a lot, by now I probably have around 500+ lizards living in my home (I have been counting them all). I by mistake stepped on a baby lizard today and its mom bit me in anger.

It seems like they are going to take over my home soon, and I don't know what to do.

Any tips and tricks?
 
If possible, trap them and take them far from your house and release them. Otherwise, they are pests, and I don't think there is a better option than killing them all. Yeah it sounds cruel, but they ARE infesting your house afterall.

We personally don't hurt these guys (we have about 4-5 in our house) until they try to enter our kitchen lol. If one does, it is dead that night.
 
500 lizards hope you aren't kidding as that would mean lizards entering food and that means poison
 
Get a cat
I'd say get 100 cats. But that starts another problem once the lizards are gone. I still hope the 500 lizards claim was a joke
 
Lol bro you can do it. Make it 1,000 and build an empire. Since you left them to 500!
 
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Watch out for the Wizzard lizards!
 
Just buy one big lizard eating lizard as a pet - job solved.
Better still by a male and female, breed them - sell them to other people that have the same problem.
Turn a crisis into profit :)
 
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I'd say get 100 cats. But that starts another problem once the lizards are gone. I still hope the 500 lizards claim was a joke
Better cats than lizards
what happens if they are the giant kinds :eek:
One is enough to raid you clean !

death by fluffballs sounds like heaven tho
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