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xcubic

xcubic

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So... a couple of days ago I planned on shaving my pubic hair, but unfortunately, my razor was nowhere to be found. Since my parents were gone, I went downstairs to grab our potato peeler and I decided to use that instead. I've seen my mother use it on potatoes and it seemed really effective.

Thing is, I did a quick downward cut and it grabbed a whole lot of skin. I mean, fucking hell; it was bleeding like fuck. :/ At first I thought I wasn't careful enough, so I did another cut: one more carefully executed than the aforementioned. Frankly, I got the same result and right now I feel really fucking stupid.

Now you're probably thinking: 'Yes, it's stupid... but why post it on here?'. Well, basically; the wounds have turned into infections and I don't know what to do. How the hell am I going to tell my parents? Do any of you have experience on this matter? I really need your advice. An infection near my penis isn't the most desired thing on my list of desired things.
 
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This is funny. Sounds like something someone would post in yahoo answers. I've seen some really stupid questions. lol
 
Find a hot girl to blow on the infected and surrounding areas. It won't cure the infection but it will sure take your mind off of it.
 
90% alcohol will burn like hell (you'd better keep a pillow between your teeth because you'll scream like f*ck) but it will cure the infection.
(F*cking funny story though :p )
 
I... I ... I don't believe you.

What man would take a potato peeler to his ball sack?

A man who doesn't deserve them!
 
you need antibiotics. i wouldn't leave an infection so close to your D untreated.
 
Trim all the hair around the area as best you can. Pour hydrogen peroxide on it and see if you can find some antibacterial cream.

Cover with a light bandage, and wear some very loose boxers or sweats.

Rest in bed and tell them you have a head ache or something.

PS:
I am not a doctor, and I do not play one on TV either.

PS again:
Is it pussing and oozing? If so, see if you can find your way to a free clinic - like a planned parenthood. They are real doctors and they will look after your little one. Might give you some free condoms too if you are a good boy.


I'm off to go peel some potatos now. Hehe
 
he should still use some antibiotic cream from the store.
 
Just
wow.
My jaw literally just dropped open,
Go to the fucking doctor man
Would you rather lose your dignity-or your dick?

I'd give up my dignity any day
 
:( Go to the doctor quickly (that's if your story is true... I doubt it though... lol) :rolleyes:
Else, run naked around a tree at midnight chanting this old indian rhyme:
"Wata Nassa Am" repeateadly...
It should do the trick.. :)
 
thats definitely a weird thing to do. i would saw off the hair with a steak knife or something before I would take a vegetable peeler to my skin.
 
xcubic said:
So... a couple of days ago I planned on shaving my pubic hair, but unfortunately, my razor was nowhere to be found. Since my parents were gone, I went downstairs to grab our potato peeler and I decided to use that instead. I've seen my mother use it on potatoes and it seemed really effective.

Thing is, I did a quick downward cut and it grabbed a whole lot of skin. I mean, fucking hell; it was bleeding like fuck. :/ At first I thought I wasn't careful enough, so I did another cut: one more carefully executed than the aforementioned. Frankly, I got the same result and right now I feel really fucking stupid.

Now you're probably thinking: 'Yes, it's stupid... but why post it on here?'. Well, basically; the wounds have turned into infections and I don't know what to do. How the hell am I going to tell my parents? Do any of you have experience on this matter? I really need your advice. An infection near my penis isn't the most desired thing on my list of desired things.
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Go to doctor and follow his advise (then make a fortune of traffic by posting your story on a SM forum if you have the legal age to do that).
 
That is a new way of using a potato peeler. Maybe you could write a book on how not to use a potato peeler. Make some money for your pain.
 
Me?!? I don't care, I just want to know stuff...



now you know never to use a potato peeler on your nuts
 
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I originaly trained as a general nurse in England and have seen many self inflicted wounds that would make yours toes curl, but this is crazy, a potato peeler !

My suggestion to you is seek medical advice now or you may well have more serious things to consider than a weeping dick, i.e SEPSIS
 
OMG ROTFL :D I'm sorry mate, but I just can't stop laughing. As somebody said before use alcohol (no, beer is not good for this process) to clean the are where you harmed yourself...
 
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