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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by xcubic, Jul 6, 2008.

  1. xcubic

    xcubic Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    So... a couple of days ago I planned on shaving my pubic hair, but unfortunately, my razor was nowhere to be found. Since my parents were gone, I went downstairs to grab our potato peeler and I decided to use that instead. I've seen my mother use it on potatoes and it seemed really effective.

    Thing is, I did a quick downward cut and it grabbed a whole lot of skin. I mean, fucking hell; it was bleeding like fuck. :/ At first I thought I wasn't careful enough, so I did another cut: one more carefully executed than the aforementioned. Frankly, I got the same result and right now I feel really fucking stupid.

    Now you're probably thinking: 'Yes, it's stupid... but why post it on here?'. Well, basically; the wounds have turned into infections and I don't know what to do. How the hell am I going to tell my parents? Do any of you have experience on this matter? I really need your advice. An infection near my penis isn't the most desired thing on my list of desired things.
     
  2. popcrdom29

    popcrdom29 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    This is funny. Sounds like something someone would post in yahoo answers. I've seen some really stupid questions. lol
     
  3. CyberDilemma

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    Find a hot girl to blow on the infected and surrounding areas. It won't cure the infection but it will sure take your mind off of it.
     
  4. Zak_A

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    90% alcohol will burn like hell (you'd better keep a pillow between your teeth because you'll scream like f*ck) but it will cure the infection.
    (F*cking funny story though :p )
     
  5. plouyd

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    I... I ... I don't believe you.

    What man would take a potato peeler to his ball sack?

    A man who doesn't deserve them!
     
  6. jaeden

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    you need antibiotics. i wouldn't leave an infection so close to your D untreated.
     
  7. Caveman

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    Damn! I'm, uhh, speechless.
     
  8. twinkletoes

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    Trim all the hair around the area as best you can. Pour hydrogen peroxide on it and see if you can find some antibacterial cream.

    Cover with a light bandage, and wear some very loose boxers or sweats.

    Rest in bed and tell them you have a head ache or something.

    PS:
    I am not a doctor, and I do not play one on TV either.

    PS again:
    Is it pussing and oozing? If so, see if you can find your way to a free clinic - like a planned parenthood. They are real doctors and they will look after your little one. Might give you some free condoms too if you are a good boy.


    I'm off to go peel some potatos now. Hehe
     
  9. jaeden

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    he should still use some antibiotic cream from the store.
     
  10. cashcorp

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    wow.
    My jaw literally just dropped open,
    Go to the fucking doctor man
    Would you rather lose your dignity-or your dick?

    I'd give up my dignity any day
     
  11. djedje70

    djedje70 Regular Member

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    none of ur fr#$%ing biz dude!!!
    :( Go to the doctor quickly (that's if your story is true... I doubt it though... lol) :rolleyes:
    Else, run naked around a tree at midnight chanting this old indian rhyme:
    "Wata Nassa Am" repeateadly...
    It should do the trick.. :)
     
  12. jaeden

    jaeden BANNED BANNED

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    thats definitely a weird thing to do. i would saw off the hair with a steak knife or something before I would take a vegetable peeler to my skin.
     
  13. tfreddy

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    atleast it wasn't a cheese grater
     
  14. artswerdstone

    artswerdstone Power Member

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    Go to doctor and follow his advise (then make a fortune of traffic by posting your story on a SM forum if you have the legal age to do that).
     
  15. barsha

    barsha Registered Member

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    I really hope that you are just joking.
     
  16. Rodog

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    That is a new way of using a potato peeler. Maybe you could write a book on how not to use a potato peeler. Make some money for your pain.
     
  17. Emasters

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    Me?!? I don't care, I just want to know stuff...



    now you know never to use a potato peeler on your nuts
     
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  18. CARUTHERS

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    I originaly trained as a general nurse in England and have seen many self inflicted wounds that would make yours toes curl, but this is crazy, a potato peeler !

    My suggestion to you is seek medical advice now or you may well have more serious things to consider than a weeping dick, i.e SEPSIS
     
  19. comparco

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    Dont eat the potatoes
     
  20. entity

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    OMG ROTFL :D I'm sorry mate, but I just can't stop laughing. As somebody said before use alcohol (no, beer is not good for this process) to clean the are where you harmed yourself...