List of acceptable creative insults?

Sephrata said:

The best insult (or come back) of all time has to be Winston Churchill's response to Bessie Braddock:

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk."

Winston Churchill: "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly."

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blogzandstuff said:

He wasn't the first to use it though, it's been around in various forms for over a century, still funny though

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Sephrata said:

Really? I didn't know that. The first time I saw it was bizarrely in a bar in Northern Italy.

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mickyfu said:

I think "cryptotard" is acceptable, if you want to refer to somebody as an absolute fucking numpty.

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stranger007 said:

Acceptable insults creatively designed by @Diamond Damien

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blogzandstuff said:

They surely are rules not insults

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