List of acceptable creative insults?

[Sephrata]

The best insult (or come back) of all time has to be Winston Churchill's response to Bessie Braddock:

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk."

Winston Churchill: "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly."

 

[blogzandstuff]

The best insult (or come back) of all time has to be Winston Churchill's response to Bessie Braddock:

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk."

Winston Churchill: "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly."

He wasn't the first to use it though, it's been around in various forms for over a century, still funny though

 

[Sephrata]

He wasn't the first to use it though, it's been around in various forms for over a century, still funny though

Really? I didn't know that. The first time I saw it was bizarrely in a bar in Northern Italy.

 

[blogzandstuff]

Really? I didn't know that. The first time I saw it was bizarrely in a bar in Northern Italy.

I think he got it from a film, they got if from w.c. fields etc, each time it was adapted.

 

[mickyfu]

I think "cryptotard" is acceptable, if you want to refer to somebody as an absolute fucking numpty.

 

[blogzandstuff]

I think "cryptotard" is acceptable, if you want to refer to somebody as an absolute fucking numpty.

That translates to " a sudden economic expert "

 

[stranger007]

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[Scorpion Ghost]

Go fuck your mother!

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What are you still doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!

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Acceptable

 

[blogzandstuff]

Acceptable insults creatively designed by @Diamond Damien

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They surely are rules not insults

 

[stranger007]

They surely are rules not insults

Yup these are rules

 

[ammylosh]

Try reversing things, and being like - i love you, and thank you for your advice, mr not the worst persone alive.