So my mom likes to forward me those little email stories and the like that get passed around by mass forwarding. Anyway, I love my mom but most of that stuff is just either old or I don't really find it all that funny. I don't say anything though, cause...well...she's my mom. I just opened this one and I actually found it kind of entertaining because I have felt like this guy a good number of times, I hope someone enjoys it as much as I did: I once sent off for my Birth Certificate. It took them 6 months to mail me back and tell me the letter was sent to the wrong County Clerk building..that any ones files who were born before like 1985 had been moved to another building. Funny, I remember the person I called to find out the address asked me my age.... So instead of having my letter transferred to the correct building (probably in the same general area of the city) they mail my letter back (a distance of over 500 miles) telling me the correct address. So of course I just got a new envelope and stamp and shipped it out again. Guess what, I still didn't get my Birth Certificate for another 6 months. I know they have a lot of paper work and shit to do...but SERIOUSLY?! A year in total just for my Birth Certificate?