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Mary had a little lamb the tied it to a pylon
1000v went up its ass and turned its wool to nylon
 
proxygo said:
Mary had a little lamb the tied it to a pylon
1000v went up its ass and turned its wool to nylon
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Cute, very cute!

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would fu@k.

Mary had a little watch
She swallowed it, it's gone
Now everywhere that Mary goes
Time marches on

My personal fave:

Mary had a little lamb
Her father killed it dead
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two slices of bread
 
Mary had a little lamb she had it with mint sauce
now every where that Mary goes that lamb goes of course
 
One more-

Jack and Jill went up the hill for some hanky panky! jack 4got the condom and along comes little Franky!

Yahoo answers Totally worth it
 
proxygo said:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
Jill forgot to take the pill and now shes got a daughter :cool:
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill and now there?s little Franky.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men, said f**k him, he?s only an egg.

:D
 
Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick her candy
But Jack got a shock
and a mouth full of C**k
Cause Jill's real name is RANDY

LOL
 
Shit, I didn't know there were this many poets on BHW :)
 
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/mary-had-a-little-lamb

http://www.shmittenkitten.com/2011/11/story-time-what-would-be-your-worst.html
 
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I saw a birdie in the sow, a broken wing, it could not go.
I lured it near with a piece of bread, and then I smashed its little head.


*****

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone,
when she bent over the dog up and drove her. ( the dog had a bone of his own)

*****

Jack and Jill went up the hill, and Jack took up a dollar
Jack came back broke as hell, and Jill said "I shouldn't oughta"


*****

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Put her in a pumpkin shell, and there she died and went to hell.

****

Mary had a little lamb, and tied it to the heater,
every time it turned around, it burned it's little peter.

****

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead girls got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
Two deaf policemen heard this noise,
rushed right over to arrest these boys.
If you don't believe this tale so tall,
ask Ray Charles, he saw it all.
 
Here's one of my favorite cadences from the Army...made running at o-dark-30 a little more bearable:

A yellow bird with a yellow bill
Was sittin' on my window sill
I lured him in with a piece of bread
And then I smashed his little head
 
Techxan said:
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead girls got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
Two deaf policemen heard this noise,
rushed right over to arrest these boys.
If you don't believe this tale so tall,
ask Ray Charles, he saw it all.
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I like this one :D Properly poetic.
 
Mary had a little lamb
She kept in her backyard
When she took her panties off
His wooly dick got hard.
 
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