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  1. proxygo

    proxygo Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    thought ide share this with the community

    Mary had a little lamb she took it to a wedding
    she lead it down the garden path and kicked its fcking head in

    evening all ;)
     
  2. Mr Rishav

    Mr Rishav Power Member

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    Who is Mary BTW ??
     
  3. proxygo

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    Mary had a little lamb the tied it to a pylon
    1000v went up its ass and turned its wool to nylon
     
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  5. Neeraj Singh

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    Cute, very cute!

    Mary had a little lamb
    She also had a duck
    She put them on the mantlepiece
    To see if they would fu@k.

    Mary had a little watch
    She swallowed it, it's gone
    Now everywhere that Mary goes
    Time marches on

    My personal fave:

    Mary had a little lamb
    Her father killed it dead
    Now Mary takes the lamb to school
    Between two slices of bread
     
  6. proxygo

    proxygo Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Mary had a little lamb she had it with mint sauce
    now every where that Mary goes that lamb goes of course
     
  7. Neeraj Singh

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    One more-

    Jack and Jill went up the hill for some hanky panky! jack 4got the condom and along comes little Franky!

    Yahoo answers Totally worth it
     
  8. proxygo

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    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
    Jill forgot to take the pill and now shes got a daughter :cool:
     
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  9. Neeraj Singh

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    Mary had a little lamb her cow had B.S.E
    Mary was a kiky slut and give them H.I.V
     
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    Comic relief lol
     
  11. ShadeDream

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    He who laughs last, laughs longest.
    Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
    Silly Jill forgot her pill and now there?s little Franky.

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings horses and all the kings men, said f**k him, he?s only an egg.

    :D
     
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  12. Neeraj Singh

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    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    so Jack could lick her candy
    But Jack got a shock
    and a mouth full of C**k
    Cause Jill's real name is RANDY

    LOL
     
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  13. Invoker

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    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    i'm bad at poems,
    bacon
     
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  14. hacko

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    Shit, I didn't know there were this many poets on BHW :)
     
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  16. Techxan

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    I saw a birdie in the sow, a broken wing, it could not go.
    I lured it near with a piece of bread, and then I smashed its little head.


    *****

    Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone,
    when she bent over the dog up and drove her. ( the dog had a bone of his own)

    *****

    Jack and Jill went up the hill, and Jack took up a dollar
    Jack came back broke as hell, and Jill said "I shouldn't oughta"


    *****

    Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, had a wife and couldn't keep her.
    Put her in a pumpkin shell, and there she died and went to hell.

    ****

    Mary had a little lamb, and tied it to the heater,
    every time it turned around, it burned it's little peter.

    ****

    One bright day in the middle of the night,
    Two dead girls got up to fight.
    Back to back they faced each other,
    drew their swords and shot each other.
    Two deaf policemen heard this noise,
    rushed right over to arrest these boys.
    If you don't believe this tale so tall,
    ask Ray Charles, he saw it all.
     
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  17. christianbed

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    Here's one of my favorite cadences from the Army...made running at o-dark-30 a little more bearable:

    A yellow bird with a yellow bill
    Was sittin' on my window sill
    I lured him in with a piece of bread
    And then I smashed his little head
     
  18. zafarmukeri

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    i also like mary the poem
     
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    I like this one :D Properly poetic.
     
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  20. Duffers5000

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    Mary had a little lamb
    She kept in her backyard
    When she took her panties off
    His wooly dick got hard.