Just Got Attacked By A Whitetale Deer

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sure it is...... and that avatar is too right

Listen right, you want to defend this guy then defend this guy. But I know his history on this forum.

And my point when I said, My life is real is that I dont need to make up some bullshit story for attention. Thats not blackhat, thats asshat.

Im not the internet arguing person. So Im not going to go tit for tat with these posts. So if you ever want to see how real my life is, take a trip to North Philadelphia, shoot me a pm or give me a call. I will let you spend the day with me. After that, you can come back here and tell your Internet pals all about it.

Until then,
 
why not take some more pics of the deer? you still got the antlers right?

think its super cool your dog protected you like that if this is what you say happened... shows real loyalty!

if your BS though... man this is sooo the wrong place to do that...

actually yeah if the image is cached back in nov and you where said it happened last night.... how does that work???
 
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yap..just take some new pics...of the deer...
and that will prove everything ;)
 
-1000 kudos too people who kill animals just for fun
 
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lol cant believe i read through. I have 3 labs and let me tell you they don't bite!! not sure if there's a deer though, but 99% sure they'd bark and maybe just hit the deer with it's legs .GOD why did i waste my last 2 minutes before i go to bed on this?
 
LOL.....I have nothing to gain from telling about my deer attack,and how in the hell could you make up such a story,i'm good,but not that good.
 
So it will be deer on your plate this Christmas instead of turkey, I'm guessing !?? :D
 
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LOL.....I have nothing to gain from telling about my deer attack,and how in the hell could you make up such a story,i'm good,but not that good.
just post some new fucking pics that is it..

that will prove everything to everyone here
 
I was smelling bs right from the original post OP. You tried to make the story sound much too "heroic" to have me buying it for even a second. It's pitiful that so many people try to build rep and respect here by fabricating stories like this, which is why I would assume you originally came up with it?
 
Oh wtf, I am hijacking this thread with a REAL story in hopes of salvaging the wasted space this thread is.

I used to live in Northern California about 50 miles south of Lake Tahoe. Some buddies and I used to spend a lot of time up there when we weren't working. One particular weekend we had been drinking a bunch of Tequila and assorted beer.

Anyway, we got plenty smashed and decided it was time to leave the hotel and head to the Casino's. That night there was about 6 of us guys. So we are stumbling along down the main strip for a few minutes laughing it up and having a good old time.

Next thing we know there are people running through traffic from the other side of the street , to the side we were on. Finally we asked somebody wtf was going on...

"There's a fucking bear over there! Just walking down the sidewalk!"

We laughed and started walking off again when my friend Josh says,

"There it is! Lets CHASE it!"

Next thing I know we are running through traffic in the opposite direction of everyone else...drunk as hell...to chase a fucking bear of all things. Well, we got across the street fine and sure as shit there was a medium sized Brown Bear walking away from us. IDK who it was, but somebody charged the bear...and the rest of us followed.

The bear, actually ran away from us. It took off at the site of 6 drunken 21 - 22 y/o guys. We chased it down about 100 yards or so until it took a right turn into a little shopping center with a restaurant patio area. After about 30 seconds or so of having the bear CORNERED...(not a good idea if you know anything about Bear)...the Chef of the restaurant came out on the phone.

He was on with Animal Control. I guess that Bear had been raiding the dumpsters for a couple weeks. So when we chased him, he just ran right where he was going anyway.

All I can is, when I sobered up in the morning...all I could ask myself was:

"What the fuck were we thinking....mauled mean anything to you?"

So there....real life story...that I cant wait to tell my Gran Kids someday.
 
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I cant believe yall actually thought this story was real. He "broke" a deers neck? are you shitting me? Even if the deer was a baby theres no way in hell you could of done that.
 
LOL @ ppl trying to look like a badass on the internet

Your probely some nerd that jerks off to anime porn
 
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