Just for your engineering mind

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The above sounds stereotypical but can be realistic in a scenario when one has too much screen time.

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This is just a way of living. Lifestyle. Might you get $0 for years but once you get it all sorted out doors to gains open.
 
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Everybody sucks. Someone called your code as spaghetti? No problem. There's plenty other options to riposte.

My code is spaghetti, lasagna, ravioli and pizza all at the same time!

FEAST!

That's why perfectionists will never write code. You'll always create some sort of a dish. And if you attempt to be perfect, you'll attempt to have NO dish which is impossible.

What truly matters is you keep code fresh, easy to read and documented for maintainability.
Other:
  • macaroni code: source files comprised of multiple programming languages;
  • stromboli code: sprays from one end if you bite the other;
  • campanelle code: built using a framework almost no one has heard of; and
  • baklava code: similar to lasagna code, a codebase with too many architectural or abstracted layers.
If you ask me, I like baklava and lasagna. Spaghetti is boring.
 
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*complicated progressive metal music playing in background* (Highway Song by SOAD)
 
Ai makes programming harder than it has to be .. Docs are not easy to read/understand thats why people choose to utilize chat-gpt . Once you learn how to use docs efficiently everything will be so much better .
 
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Everybody sucks. Someone called your code as spaghetti? No problem. There's plenty other options to riposte.

My code is spaghetti, lasagna, ravioli and pizza all at the same time!

FEAST!

That's why perfectionists will never write code. You'll always create some sort of a dish. And if you attempt to be perfect, you'll attempt to have NO dish which is impossible.

What truly matters is you keep code fresh, easy to read and documented for maintainability.
Other:
  • macaroni code: source files comprised of multiple programming languages;
  • stromboli code: sprays from one end if you bite the other;
  • campanelle code: built using a framework almost no one has heard of; and
  • baklava code: similar to lasagna code, a codebase with too many architectural or abstracted layers.
If you ask me, I like baklava and lasagna. Spaghetti is boring.
I dont know what my code is .
 
Ai makes programming harder than it has to be .. Docs are not easy to read/understand thats why people choose to utilize chat-gpt . Once you learn how to use docs efficiently everything will be so much better .
Most important is thinking planning... Engineering... Building... Ohh
I dont know what my code is .
My code is pure shit. :)

Money > code.

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https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/who-does-programs-these-days-with-google-will-go-nuts.1594885/
I start with
https://code.visualstudio.com/docs
Never use a YouTube tutorial again.

WOW

If some tech doesn't provide sufficient docs, ditch the tech. :)
 
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Programming on a budget at home be like
And please, don't post my face on the internet.

So many things in this thread can be handled simply with:

  • organization / diagrams.net,
  • well done notes (not even docs) or some mini-docs in code,
  • being chill / calm,
  • writing tests.
  • applying things slowly instead of all at once.
And... outside the box thinking.
 
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So I bought a pizza due to my realization that programming isn't about algorithms, but development.

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I also like this meme
And this one looks like a typical junior developer thinking he is senior, management, CEO and so on:

Basically an EGO programmer who got promoted early and now challenges everyone with their specific tasks.

This is even stranger. A dude came up with a time machine. Must've been a true engineer. Or something else happened? The picture does rise a dozen or so questions.

https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/memes-for-your-laugh.1515077/post-16844447
 
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