Ekaterina Gorb
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What is oyur favourite joke?
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YOU ?
A guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like two shots of whiskey; one for me and one for my best friend."
The bartender says, "Do you want me to wait until he gets here?"
The guy says, "He's here already," and takes a 6-inch tall man from his pocket and sets him on the bar.
The bartender is amazed and asks, "Are you sure he can take a full shot?"
The guy nods so the bartender pours the shots. Sure enough, the little man takes the shot just fine. The bartender says, "That's incredible! What else can he do?"
The guy pulls a coin out of his pocket and flips it down the bar. The little man runs down, picks it up, and carries it back. The bartender is shocked. He asks, "Well, can he talk?"
The guy replies, "Of course he can talk! Hey, Charlie, tell the bartender about that time you called that witch doctor an asshole."
(this is one of my favorite jokes ).
The bartender says, "Do you want me to wait until he gets here?"
The guy says, "He's here already," and takes a 6-inch tall man from his pocket and sets him on the bar.
The bartender is amazed and asks, "Are you sure he can take a full shot?"
The guy nods so the bartender pours the shots. Sure enough, the little man takes the shot just fine. The bartender says, "That's incredible! What else can he do?"
The guy pulls a coin out of his pocket and flips it down the bar. The little man runs down, picks it up, and carries it back. The bartender is shocked. He asks, "Well, can he talk?"
The guy replies, "Of course he can talk! Hey, Charlie, tell the bartender about that time you called that witch doctor an asshole."
(this is one of my favorite jokes ).
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