The neighbor hood kids have vandalized my house for the last time. They have been terrorizing us for 6 years. I realize this post is made in anger, but I've been "turning the other cheek" for 6 years. I've finally had enough. I have video cameras, and still can't catch them. I've been egged, TP'ed, and more. Last week, they drove a car through my yard. This week, they TP'ed my house, and spraypainted a big penis on my fence, and poured a can of paint on the fence too. These aren't kids from a bad neighborhood. These are rich, affluent, and supposedly religious. However, we do not go to the same church or school, and we are their favorite target. We're never outside, and we've never done anything to them. We're just "that house" . . . you know the one that the kids dare the other kids to egg, tp, etc. . . I'm open to any and all suggestions. I want to hit them where it hurts. Parents have several local businesses and websites. . . I have a full time staff of outsourcers. . . . . I'll most likely do nothing "illegal", but i'd be interested in all of your suggestions anyways for a good laugh. Yes, i know. . . but i'm pissed. And this isn't "can't we all just get along world.com". . . .it's blackhatworld. So let's have it. This will be fun. Hit me with your best shot. What can we do to stick it to them? Niksa!