I'm needing $700 FAST

Please Install an ATM on the front page of BHW, so every noob can get money out of it and he does not have any need to open threads like this.
I am getting sick of getting millionaire in one night threads :crackhead

You didn't read my responses?

I've never expected to be given money. And I certainly don't expect to become a millionaire over night.
 
$700+ a day is what most (if not all) people on this board aspire to achieve, without sacrificing the fundamentals (ie, anything related to anus' or sperm). Good luck on your journey pal!
 
I'm needing a method of putting $700 in my Paypal account today.

I borrowed money from a family member and they're being impatient. Any ideas?

Look around your house, collect everything you can find that will add up to about $8,000. Take it to a pawn shop, and you should have $700 by the end of the day. You can repeat this as many times as you need. It works awesome.

Mod can you move this to the VIP section?
 
The fastest methods:

1. extortion
2. rob a bank

money will be transferred to your pocket with these methods. not to your paypal account. sorry
 
Find two items around the house worth $1000 retail, and sell them for $400-500 on eBay or Craigs List. $800 minus shipping or fees = $700. Other than that, work out a payment plan with your family for $70/mo for 10-12 months, and work on the more managable project of making that $70 a month.
 
I looked around my profile and didn't see any way to delete this thread. Can I have an Admin lock or delete it please?

I apologize for starting "another one of these threads." It won't happen again. If I'm not banded (is there a possibility of that happening?) I hope to come back as a productive member of the forum.

I feel like I'm in front of a parole board asking for release.

Thank you to all those who gave some suggestions. It is appreciated.
 
Hahaha @ Up up down down left right, left right, select start..... ;)
 
If you don't pay your family back why the hell would you pay me back?

P.S If anyone does send him the money then i also need $700 too. :D
 
If you don't pay your family back why the hell would you pay me back?

P.S If anyone does send him the money then i also need $700 too. :D

Clearly you only read the to post. I wasn't asking for a loan or hand out.
 
Contact this guy he will sort you out!

You guys can play the 2 smallest violins in the world together.

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If you need money in your paypal here you go:

1) Cash for gold locations (they pay like 50% of what it's worth, but that's a lot since gold is so high)
2) Payday loan places (usury at it's finest, but fast cash)

So get the cash, then get a friend to send money to your paypal. Use the cash to repay him. Now you have the money in your Paypal.
 
I can teach you how to get 700$ in 48 hours but you'll have to wait 2 months for the check or the direct deposit
 
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