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I'm just sitting here

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by singingsleep, Dec 29, 2014.

  1. singingsleep

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    Doing the dougie at that stupid push it commercial that keeps coming on, watching this motherfucking traffic not convert

    it's like a gauntlet, how you can load it and not click on something is beyond me.
     
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    replies zero views zero

    i cant even get any conversions on my own bhw thread
     
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    How can you post a thread and after 4 minutes complain about it getting no views and replies is beyond me.
     
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    i found this funny
     
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    This thread made my day :)
     
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    not talking about the fact, that stats aren't updated for new threads right away, it takes some time
     
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    Get a free trial of Lucky Orange and see what your visitors are doing so you know why they are not converting.
     
  9. singingsleep

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    But did your monocle pop clean off?

    Sounds intense. You must have clutched your pearls.

    Sounds like toilet cleaner but then again I do use keywordshitter so.

    Nah I appreciate the recommendation I'll prob. look at it sometime, just weird since that site's never empty. Haven't bought any SEO software, took me ages to figure out how to do kw research, now have more than I have time to build. It came back fuckin fivefold, not sure if it was a shuffle due to some tweaks a week or so ago or a holiday lull. Happened to add some stuff on a whim too that magically started converting 3 days later. Happy ending, ermagherd.