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I'm Gonna KILL it!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Bostoncab, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. Bostoncab

    Bostoncab Elite Member

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    So my wife bought a puppy a few months ago. Thing is a fucking nightmare. NIGHTMARE

    Piisses and shits everywhere always chewing shit. Etc. Etc.

    So yesterday I wake up and walk over to my desk pick up my glasses on and one of the lenses missing. My wife says when she got home they were on the edge of the bed and she put them on the desk thinking I must have just fallen asleep with them on and didn't notice the lense missing. We look EVERYWJERE Can't find the lense. I make an appointment to have a new prescription taken this a.m. I spend the rest of the day using one lense in the glasses and getting by.

    Tonight when I went to bed I made a point of making sure I took my glasses off and putting them on th nightstand. I just woke up now and my glasses are on the floor with the other remaining lens missing.

    THE FUCKING DOG ATE MY GLASSES

    This thing goes today.. nevermind what a fucking pain in the balls little dickface it is what's it gonna cost to get the lenses out of it?
     
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    Haha chill out man , You sound like a crazy motherfucker haha

    One word for this:

    SHIT HAPPENS
     
  3. BlackSeng

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    It simply means it isn't showing any respect for you.
    It is showing dominant behavior over you and your wife.

    You have to discipline it or send it to some obedience school.

    Google "dominant dog behavior" (without the quotes)... read up the symptoms of a dominant dog.
     
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  4. Bostoncab

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    My glasses are easily $200 and I don't have it. I don;t mean I don't have it as in " I won't be able to go skiing this weekend" I mean I don't have it as I have been out of work for weeks now and I really don't have it. You have no idea what it's like not to be able to see properly
     
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    Beat the thing then or sell it for a new pair of glasses.
     
  6. J1218

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    Thanks whoever banned this idiot.

    It's a dog, AKA: a living thing with feelings and emotions. You don't beat animals just because they ate your glasses, or for any reason for that matter. On top of that, it's a puppy. Puppies get into everything and chew them up, just like human babies get into everything and chew them if you don't supervise them. Would you go around beating children too because they got into something of yours?

    To the OP: Just relax man, once the puppy starts getting older, it will stop chewing everything up. In the meantime, taking it to training classes or working with the dog yourself is a good idea so it can start to learn some obedience.

    Also try to put away everything that the dog can get into. If it got your glasses off the nightstand once, then why did you leave them there again? I've had the same thing happen to me when my dogs were younger, they destroyed my Bluetooth though, not my glasses.

    If you're completely set on getting rid of the dog, then please do the right thing and take it to a good shelter, don't be one of the assholes that throws it out on the street. And saying you're gonna "kill it" is just messed up. I really hope that isn't serious.
     
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  7. hateandbreak

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    Fuck my dog is just like this! But they are full of energy and they won't be fucking everything up when they don't have energy. Let the poor thing outside...They don't know wtf their doing or if it'll get them in trouble! BTW they really are our best friends. This is the only way a dog can ever fuck us over. Take it easy
     
  8. minxx

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    Sell it on ebay.

    just kidding :)

    Train your puppy to be a good puppy.If you view it on another side,it looks cute doing the sh.it stuff
     
  9. Sanitarium

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    Think you should get rid of the wife...
     
  10. Bostoncab

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    Agreed
     
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    LMAO are you serious??? :p
     
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    We have a dog and allways had one,one thing tho,keep it in the garden,id never get a dog if i dont have a garden
     
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    You need to get Respect of this dog. So beat him and piss on him or something to show him who is the Man of the house :D
     
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    Piss on him Lmfao are you Retarded?

    :dog_walk1
     
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    Give him something to chew, a toy, whatever to keep him busy chewing something you don't care.
     
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    awww been a while since a thread on bhw made me me :haha: cheers to you and the puppy it looks like a job for the Dog whisperer
     
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    Dude, be a bigger man, its a dog. My dog always ate my homework and I never get angry or anything
     
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    its a dog mate, you have to teach it
    it is not the dogs problem that you think it is doing something wrong
    you shouldn't get a dog unless you have the time and patience to teach it

    i mean you complaining about a living thing just because it ate your glasses?
    some people shouldn't have dogs
     
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    I want to know where you can get a pair of eyeglasses for 200.00.

    My last pair was close to 600.00 and I need to get new ones soon.

    Oh yeah, the puppy... I have no advice there.
     
  20. bbillings

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    I've had dogs all my life and dude you need to work with the dog. It's simply not trained! Dog do stuff like this all the time. When not trained. You need to crate train him, give him some toys to chew on and play with him/her.

    Beating a dog will NEVER help. Yes it may scare them and you feel it helped but in the long run it wont help. Training and correct, Training and correct, Training and correct.

    Just my 2 cents