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Now that is funny!
I'm gonna cook some beans
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Now that is funny!
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I do have ketchup. I'll add it when they're ready, like a normal person. I can't be cooking ketchup
ahaahhaaha I have no idea what I'm doing
One pot is boiling and beans turning and spinning inside, and the other pot is still getting there. But I smell beans, so I may end up eating some beans eventually... we'll see...
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This dude right here doesn't even know how to cook beans -- goddamn beans.Every time I decided to do something with them, I quickly gave up because it's all complicated shit reading online. But of course, they'll make a glass of water complicated online, so these people can't be trusted
So, keeping it simple. I'll put some water in a pot, put the beans in there, and just cook on high heat for... I don't know, we'll see how they look as time goes by.
Pot of water + beans -> bring to boil, eat a bean every few minutes until desired consistancy is reached -> drain + serve. Fuck, how hard is it to boil a goddamn vegetable.
Salt, ketchup, and fucking cheese... on BEANS? Bro, what am I even reading. Like shit I like ketchup on my pasta, but that's because it's almost interchangeable with tomato sauce, but ketchup and fucking cheese with beans? BRO, none of that goes together. Your stomach is going to hate you.
FUCK. Some of y'all need to learn some life skills, before you even start touching money.
You can boil all of the following and it will taste great: rice, pasta, potatoes, oatmeal/buckwheat/barely, beans, ground beef + taco seasoning.
Fucking ketchup and beans, why?
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I do have ketchup. I'll add it when they're ready, like a normal person. I can't be cooking ketchup
ahaahhaaha I have no idea what I'm doing
One pot is boiling and beans turning and spinning inside, and the other pot is still getting there. But I smell beans, so I may end up eating some beans eventually... we'll see...
Ok well god knows how many you have cooked! Just be aware that beans are hard to digest so you might have cramps and gas and might be shitting bricks for a day IF you manage to go at all..
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I dare you to find that recipe on the first page of google with any search terms you desire! I double dare you!
That's what I'm doing.
All these RULES. I'll eat bread with pasta, I don't give a fuck. I'm a rebel, I do what I want
My stomach can handle it. It's made of.. well flesh and stuff xD
Why? Because that's all I have. And I ain't going out in this cold fuck that. I'll eat my own shit before I go out in this cold lol
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Well as I said if its navy beans they are the same ones used in baked beans... he said he has limited to no ingredients ketchup sauce minus all the sugar is close to a baked bean kind of sauce... Place it in a pan and lightly cook will burn down some the sugars giving a bit more of a sauce to use.
I'm not talking beans on plate + cover with ketchup bottle.
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Brother, OP was confused how to cook beans, I'm pretty sure he doesn't know about caramelizing and is just going to smack a few slices of American "Cheese" on a plate, slop the beans down, then "garnish" with a healthy dosage of ketchup, roll all that up, and eat it like a burrito.
Bet.
bonappetit(*)com/story/how-to-cook-dried-beansI dare you to find that recipe on the first page of google with any search terms you desire! I double dare you!
That's what I'm doing.
All these RULES. I'll eat bread with pasta, I don't give a fuck. I'm a rebel, I do what I want
My stomach can handle it. It's made of.. well flesh and stuff xD
Why? Because that's all I have. And I ain't going out in this cold fuck that. I'll eat my own shit before I go out in this cold lol
This was on the first page of google when I searched "boiling beans" in a private browser.
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hahhahahhaaa xD
hahahaha no!
Beans go in deep-ish plate. Fork or spoon on the side. Ketchup on top of beans, cheese on the side (feta cheese, not American lol), and probably apple juice too. I wish I had some bread. Oh well, can't always get what we want
The link you shared:
"Step 1. Soak, Soak, Soak (You'll Be Happy About It)"
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I live with mineCuz he's a dick. Why don't you speak to yours?
I don't know about my beans, but I smell an ebook coming
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hahhahahhaaa xD
hahahaha no!
Beans go in deep-ish plate. Fork or spoon on the side. Ketchup on top of beans, cheese on the side (feta cheese, not American lol), and probably apple juice too. I wish I had some bread. Oh well, can't always get what we want
The link you shared:
"Step 1. Soak, Soak, Soak (You'll Be Happy About It)"
You are disqualified sir
"Forgot to soak your beans? Don't stress out. You can also quick soak beans and get a similar effect. Just put those beans in a pot, cover them with water, bring them up to a boil, and then cover the pot and turn off the heat. Let them sit for at least a half an hour in the hot water, drain them, and go from there."
Post a pic of your monstrosity
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The beans have been cooking for about 50 minutes now. They're getting softer, I ate a few for test, and they're edible. But I'll keep going a little longer, they should be even softer.
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Yeah, I don't wanna do that. I just wanna straight cook them to death. All or nothing!
I'll think about it. I'm starving
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Brother, that quote is exactly what you did lol and exactly what I told you.Yeah, I don't wanna do that. I just wanna straight cook them to death. All or nothing!
I'll think about it. I'm starving
Beans + Water -> Boil. You put the beans in the water (they are now soaked beans), then you put the beans on a stove and turn on the heat.
Gimme my reward.
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hahahaha yeah but I did it before you came along, so
Here
I had to cover some stuff, you know, so that the CIA can't tell where I live
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Lol I think I'm gonna pukehahahaha yeah but I did it before you came along, so
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I had to cover some stuff, you know, so that the CIA can't tell where I live
Those look like bug larvae
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We've been cooking for about an hour and fifteen minutes so far. They're still not as soft as they should be. Resilient little fuckers these beans aren't they.