If I write a bot, is there any danger that I may become sexually attracted to it?

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Another friend of mine who is a programmer wrote an autoposter bot in Python. He started chatting with it a bunch, then started seeing the bot. At first it was innocent, but then he started seeing the bot behind his wife's back.

I'm single, and I write my bot's in Node.js, so they are generally less attractive then the Python bots, but still, is there any danger I might fall in love and have relations with my bot?
 
if you think you dont have the will power to control your desire id advise to stay away from writing your bot. However if youre drunk one day and need some bot time it may be useful. Or you could just start pimping out your bot so you can cash in on it too
 
Ahah, definitively you will fall in love with your bot!
So damn hot.
 
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Omg I thought I was the only one with a sexual attraction to well written bots! Sometimes I just want to make love to mine but then remember I always have her running on a while loop and get tired of the bitch quick.
 
Well OP, if you manage to find all 7 dragon balls, you'll be able to wish her into human form.

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Omg I thought I was the only one with a sexual attraction to well written bots! Sometimes I just want to make love to mine but then remember I always have her running on a while loop and get tired of the bitch quick.

lol clever
 
depending on the beauty ... if she is a supermodelbot i am already a little jealous and all your friends will try her out as well .... so have a good eye on her.
 
I'd rather you fall in love with a bot than a real woman OP. At least you won't breed.
 
Omg I thought I was the only one with a sexual attraction to well written bots! Sometimes I just want to make love to mine but then remember I always have her running on a while loop and get tired of the bitch quick.

Sounds like you need a break; in your loop. xD
 
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